005 - Holla Atcha Boy!

[mercwamouth]

[Deadpool arrives on the plane in much better condition than last time both physically and otherwise. He is in a good mood.]

I'm trying to think of the right words...

[OK, I'll admit it. You were right and I was wrong.]

[But we're both the same person.]

[It's still true.]

[So I was right and wrong about the same thing at the same time? Doesn't that completely defy logic?]

[Never stopped us before. In fact that's probably why we could do what we just did.]

...Hmm, yeah, but how should I put it?

[So how did you know what would happen?]

[I didn't. Neither did the Skrulls. That's why it worked so well.]

[We're a genius.]

No, no, that doesn't sound punchy enough...

[Super-genius?]

[No. I refuse to share a title with a coyote. Particularly one that constantly fails his objective and blows himself up in the process.]

Well, when put like that, it's kind of fitting...

[No, he's right. The days of failure are behind us. They used to ignore us, but they can't anymore.]

[We're a force to be reckoned with again.]

[We're...]

UNSTOPPABLE!

[Deadpool flexes and cheers a bit]

[That'll do]

Comments

[shinypaws.livejournal.com]

Well, you certainly seem happy today!

[got-the-stones.livejournal.com]

[Has mixed feelings about being here.] Something happened?

[contract_star]

...Whenever you talk to yourself, it's like hearing one side of a conversation between three or four people.

[mercwamouth]

Well, you certainly seem to be around today.

Where you been, Ammy?

[mercwamouth]

Oh so very much.

Oh, and the whole defecting thing and how the Skrulls aren't so bad?

I was just tryin' to get into character. I kicked Skrull butt by takin' em down from the inside.

[mercwamouth]

[Head count! One.]

[Two.]

Three. Sounds about right. I try to live up to my nickname, you understand. Plus, my line of work doesn't tend to lend many people to talk to, and I gotta talk to somethin'.

[contract_star]

I suppose...that's true.

[got-the-stones.livejournal.com]

[Omgyay!] Really? Sweet!

[shinypaws.livejournal.com]

Ah, I have been dealing with an outbreak of demons in my own world. There were quite a lot of them! Seems they saw that instance of darkness last time as an opportunity.

And you? What have you been up to?

[mercwamouth]

Pretty much the same thing, just replace "demons" with "aliens".

[mercwamouth]

Yeah. Figured if I could convince you, I could convince the Skrulls. Didn't have much luck at first, but the idea of having a race of invincible super-skilled Super-Skrulls was too tempting for them, so they used my DNA and let me train the Super-Skrulls.

Too bad they forgot I was also nuts. Now all of their new soldiers are not only useless, but tearing the other Skrulls apart.

Another job well done. This one was probably the biggest I've had for a while, too. I gotta keep in touch with that ol' eyepatch.

[mercwamouth]

Also I'm crazy. That's an important factor, too.

[contract_star]

Always.

[chasingstars201.livejournal.com]

[She'll be standing over here giving you a funny look, Deadpool]

[mercwamouth]

Frontways and sideways.

[mercwamouth]

Uh... I'm a little old for you, young'un.

[chasingstars201.livejournal.com]

...ew. Pervert.

[mercwamouth]

[GAH! Forgot yellow boxes!!!]

...That's better.

Hey, I'm not the one staring at the big man in spandex.

[chasingstars201.livejournal.com]

Gross! What do you think people are going to do when you're standing there talking to yourself?

[mercwamouth]

Mind their own beeswax, maybe?

[chasingstars201.livejournal.com]

It's kind of a public space, in case you hadn't noticed.

[contract_star]

So what happened with the Skrulls?

[got-the-stones.livejournal.com]

So you lied to me so that you could lie to the Skrulls.

...

...Not bad.

[shinypaws.livejournal.com]

[Giggles.] Sounds like quite the adventure!

[mercwamouth]

Adventure. Excitement. A Jedi craves not these things.