realityshifted | 005 - Holla Atcha Boy!

[Deadpool arrives on the plane in much better condition than last time both physically and otherwise. He is in a good mood.]

I'm trying to think of the right words...

[OK, I'll admit it. You were right and I was wrong.]

[But we're both the same person.]

[It's still true.]

[So I was right and wrong about the same thing at the same time? Doesn't that completely defy logic?]

[Never stopped us before. In fact that's probably why we could do what we just did.]

...Hmm, yeah, but how should I put it?

[So how did you know what would happen?]

[I didn't. Neither did the Skrulls. That's why it worked so well.]

[We're a genius.]

No, no, that doesn't sound punchy enough...

[Super-genius?]

[No. I refuse to share a title with a coyote. Particularly one that constantly fails his objective and blows himself up in the process.]

Well, when put like that, it's kind of fitting...

[No, he's right. The days of failure are behind us. They used to ignore us, but they can't anymore.]

[We're a force to be reckoned with again.]

[We're...]

UNSTOPPABLE!

[Deadpool flexes and cheers a bit]

[That'll do]

Oh, so now you think you look like a porn star? You are definitely overestimating yourself.

Probably spend too much time around Akihabara. You probably like the attention, right?

What?! No! And no! You're the one talking about ogling whoever you want, you creep!

And goddammit, I will ogle whoever I want. Just not YOU, you stuck-up priss.

You don't have the right to treat women that way, pervert!

Hate to shatter your sexist ego, but when it comes to putting people in their place, I'm equal opportunity.

And your place is with the rest of the perverts in prison.

Trust me, if the rest of the perverts were in prison, the Internet would be a very different place.

Internet? No one but professors and tech nerds use the internet.

Edited 2008-09-30 02:03 (UTC)

Need I say more?