tenth trick

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

[Ikki has been trying to settle into his new home. He still feels bad about mooching, but hey, it's free food-- and it doesn't look like the Trophaeum is going to start anytime soon. So he shoves that problem aside for now and kicks back in a comfy theater chair, just one of about twenty. With him came a projector and a nice big wall. He hits a button on the remote so that the movie will start.

... And it's Marie Antoinette, some pop-exaggeration story with with Kirsten Dunst and some other people he doesn't really care for.]

Agh, what the hell? Who the fuck is Rip Torn and - sorry, Diva, but this is crap. B movies are way better. This is like watching a bunch of hens snub each other.

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[fireball-temper.livejournal.com]

[Guess who has never seen a movie playing before!] What the heck is that?

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

The crappiest form of entertainment ever: a girl movie.

[fireball-temper.livejournal.com]

What's a girl movie?

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

A movie that girls watch. It's either full of some kind of romance or boy bashing.

[salvagestime.livejournal.com]

[leaning over the chair] Rip Torn really did have an unfortunate name.

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

It doesn't even make any sense.

Yo, Doctor.

[salvagestime.livejournal.com]

Well, it's a pun in English. 'Rip and 'Torn' are synonyms for the same thing.

Hello, Ikki! This is a rather nice theater you have.

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

... Huh. That would explain it. Still a stupid name though.

It's Diva's. I'm borrowing it 'cause I found it.

[allstrings.livejournal.com]

Don't you have anything good to play on that?

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

Hey, don't shoot the messenger. It ain't my theater.

[allstrings.livejournal.com]

I hope you didn't have to pay to watch that.

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

Hell no. This belongs to my awesome rich not girlfriend.

[contract_star]

I...didn't know she had a home theater...

[Headtilt at the movie.] What's this one?

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

Me neither.

Uhh... [give him a moment, his English teacher sort of sucked and was totally moe over her students] Marie Antoinette.

[contract_star]

...Hm. Never heard of it.

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

It's an American movie, so I haven't either.

[got-the-stones.livejournal.com]

Hey, what is all that?

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

Oh, this? It's a movie theater. Uh. [a pause] It's where a bunch of people sit around and watch recorded plays. They're projected onto a wall. And this one is a piece of crap.

[got-the-stones.livejournal.com]

Wow! They can do that?

[shunofandromeda.livejournal.com]

[BECAUSE THEY NEED TO TALK MORE, Shun wanders over with a brown and white puppy in his arms] Watching a movie?

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

[PUPPY OMG. Canonically, animals LOVE Ikki. So he doesn't hesitate to reach out and pet it.] Yeah, until I found out it was crap.

[shunofandromeda.livejournal.com]

[Puppy will try to lick Ikki's hand] Really? What movie is it?

[madamemoiselle]

Ah, is it? Sorry! The head of the Cannes Festival this year sent me a copy for making a contribution, so...

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

It's alright, yo. Someone brought Die Hard.

[madamemoiselle]

...What is that about?