tenth trick

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

[Ikki has been trying to settle into his new home. He still feels bad about mooching, but hey, it's free food-- and it doesn't look like the Trophaeum is going to start anytime soon. So he shoves that problem aside for now and kicks back in a comfy theater chair, just one of about twenty. With him came a projector and a nice big wall. He hits a button on the remote so that the movie will start.

... And it's Marie Antoinette, some pop-exaggeration story with with Kirsten Dunst and some other people he doesn't really care for.]

Agh, what the hell? Who the fuck is Rip Torn and - sorry, Diva, but this is crap. B movies are way better. This is like watching a bunch of hens snub each other.

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[fireball-temper.livejournal.com]

[Guess who has never seen a movie playing before!] What the heck is that?

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

The crappiest form of entertainment ever: a girl movie.

[salvagestime.livejournal.com]

[leaning over the chair] Rip Torn really did have an unfortunate name.

[fireball-temper.livejournal.com]

What's a girl movie?

[allstrings.livejournal.com]

Don't you have anything good to play on that?

[contract_star]

I...didn't know she had a home theater...

[Headtilt at the movie.] What's this one?

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

A movie that girls watch. It's either full of some kind of romance or boy bashing.

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

It doesn't even make any sense.

Yo, Doctor.

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

Hey, don't shoot the messenger. It ain't my theater.

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

Me neither.

Uhh... [give him a moment, his English teacher sort of sucked and was totally moe over her students] Marie Antoinette.

[allstrings.livejournal.com]

I hope you didn't have to pay to watch that.

[contract_star]

...Hm. Never heard of it.

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

Hell no. This belongs to my awesome rich not girlfriend.

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

It's an American movie, so I haven't either.

[allstrings.livejournal.com]

That's tolerable then, I guess. But shit, we've even got better stuff than that, and I live in a prison.

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

Damn, really? If you bring something we can pop it in.

[got-the-stones.livejournal.com]

Hey, what is all that?

[contract_star]

The name sounds familiar. I think she was a historical figure of some sort.

[allstrings.livejournal.com]

It's bad. I got suckered into watching it when I was younger.

[allstrings.livejournal.com]

Sure - gimme a second. [pops off the Plane]

[salvagestime.livejournal.com]

Well, it's a pun in English. 'Rip and 'Torn' are synonyms for the same thing.

Hello, Ikki! This is a rather nice theater you have.

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

[yawwwwn]

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

Oh, this? It's a movie theater. Uh. [a pause] It's where a bunch of people sit around and watch recorded plays. They're projected onto a wall. And this one is a piece of crap.

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

[shrug] Doesn't make the movie any more tolerable.

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

Yuck. Just 'cause you're a girl, right?