003 - You'd See the Voices That Control Me From Inside My Head That Say I Shouldn't Kill You Yet

[mercwamouth]

[Deadpool appears on the plane. What's this he's wearing? Is he in a baseball mascot outfit? Yes. He is. Minus the head of course. How else could you know it was him? And a good chunk of the chest. That was blown apart by some weapon. However, he appears to be in a good mood.]

[Wait, what's going on? What is this place? Weren't we just in a stadium?]

[Oh, this would be the Astral Plane. We pop in here from time to time. It's nice here. A change of scenery is good.]

[Alright, fine, but why now? Wasn't that kind of important?]

[Everything's going as planned so far. Doesn't happen often. We wanna savor it. Probably won't last. Time doesn't pass out there while we're here.]

[Right. Got it. So how long is this going to take?]

[Patience is a virtue my friend]

[*Grumble*]

I fucking rule

[Oh, what, so we're doing Comic Sans now? God, the yellow boxes were lame enough.]

[Huh?]

[Don't worry, it doesn't concern you... I think.]

[ooc: Confused? Read this ooc post]

Comments

[mercwamouth]

Wade. Most people call me Deadpool, though. Skrulls are about to call me their worst nightmare.

[aimania.livejournal.com]

Deadpool-san, I see. That is a strange name. What is a Skrull?

[mercwamouth]

It has a... fun history. Ask me again sometime.

[I wanna know too...]

Skrulls are shape-shifting aliens that just made the mistake of invading Earth. I've got one of their ships trapped ingeniously. I'm currently savoring the moment of success. How are you?

[aimania.livejournal.com]

Y-You fight aliens?! That is so cool!!

Oh but I am all right! I've been thinking about the people I've met here and considering giving free love lessons.

[mercwamouth]

[Oh lord...]

[This is going to be painful, isn't it?]

Free love lessons, eh? Now would that be love lessons for free or lessons in free love? Either way, I'm intrigued.

[Can we go now?]

[aimania.livejournal.com]

I meant the first one, I think. But people would be welcome to share their thoughts and ideas about love. I think it could be very informative and helpful to some of the people here.

[mercwamouth]

Will there be donuts?

[aimania.livejournal.com]

I could bring tons of snacks! Donuts could be one of them.

[mercwamouth]

Excellent! *air guitar riff*

[...No more Bill & Ted for you]

[Who are they?]

So are you some kinda social worker or therapist of some kind?

[aimania.livejournal.com]

A social worker? Oh, no. I'm a Fallen Angel. I only want to spread love and help it grow in others.

[mercwamouth]

[And now Deadpool sees Flonne wearing a bandanna, rose-tinted glasses, flowers in her hair, baggy clothes, and no footwear flashing the peace sign]

...There'll still be donuts, right?

[Imaginary Flonne now has a box of donuts in her other hand]

...Good enough.

[aimania.livejournal.com]

[Flonne is confused but rolls with it!]

O-Oh well yes... I'm glad you're interested, though!

[mercwamouth]

Right on, hippie girl. I'm sure free love and peace will solve all of the world's problems.

[aimania.livejournal.com]

I like to hope so! Although I guess some people need a hard lesson in love sometimes.

[mercwamouth]

In my experience, it's usually the same hard lesson: Love blows.

[aimania.livejournal.com]

What do you mean?

[mercwamouth]

...Never really works out for me. I always screw it up.

[aimania.livejournal.com]

Sometimes love is difficult...but I'm sure it won't always be that way for you.

[mercwamouth]

Nah... But thanks for the vote of confidence.

[aimania.livejournal.com]

I will continue to have confidence in you, Deadpool-san. And I will remember to bring donuts for you.