003 - You'd See the Voices That Control Me From Inside My Head That Say I Shouldn't Kill You Yet

[mercwamouth]

[Deadpool appears on the plane. What's this he's wearing? Is he in a baseball mascot outfit? Yes. He is. Minus the head of course. How else could you know it was him? And a good chunk of the chest. That was blown apart by some weapon. However, he appears to be in a good mood.]

[Wait, what's going on? What is this place? Weren't we just in a stadium?]

[Oh, this would be the Astral Plane. We pop in here from time to time. It's nice here. A change of scenery is good.]

[Alright, fine, but why now? Wasn't that kind of important?]

[Everything's going as planned so far. Doesn't happen often. We wanna savor it. Probably won't last. Time doesn't pass out there while we're here.]

[Right. Got it. So how long is this going to take?]

[Patience is a virtue my friend]

[*Grumble*]

I fucking rule

[Oh, what, so we're doing Comic Sans now? God, the yellow boxes were lame enough.]

[Huh?]

[Don't worry, it doesn't concern you... I think.]

[ooc: Confused? Read this ooc post]

Comments

[contract_star]

...

...I'm not going to ask.

[mercwamouth]

Nah, you'd rather announce the fact that you're not going to so I'd tell you anyway.

[Who's this guy?]

[Hei. Cool guy. A little awkward though.]

I happen to have a stadium filled with evil shape-shifting aliens ready and waiting for the smack down. Got my quip right and everything. In the mood for a little braggin'.

[contract_star]

...Actually I really, genuinely, didn't want to know.

Aliens?

[harmonixerdemon.livejournal.com]

...What the hell?

[mercwamouth]

What? Never been to a baseball game before?

[harmonixerdemon.livejournal.com]

[Was busy killing monsters in rural China for most of his life, then he was busy saving the world.]...No, haven't.

[got-the-stones.livejournal.com]

Hey, feels like a new costume.

[mercwamouth]

Y'know how it is. Different occasions call for different attire.

...Does it make my butt look big?

[got-the-stones.livejournal.com]

[Laughs.] How am I supposed to know?

[kotaekiitenai.livejournal.com]

...Ehh? Imagin?

[mercwamouth]

...Gerbleekleplax?

[witchmaker.livejournal.com]

That's a good look for you.

[mercwamouth]

[...Wow, I suddenly feel welcome.]

[Angela has that affect on us I suppose.]

[Think she knows the kind of person she's dealing with?]

[Man, I don't think we even do.]

All part of the plan, Angel-face.

[aimania.livejournal.com]

Are you talking to an invisible person?

[mercwamouth]

'Course not. I'm talking to you. And myself, but that's not really strange for me.

...Have we met?

[madamemoiselle]

{Smiling} Ne, every time I see Deadpool, he seems to be having fun.

[mercwamouth]

That's because I'm always having fun when you're around, Diva.

[Who's this girl?]

[Diva. A beautiful singer who's also a vampire or something. I'm pretty sure the last time we saw her she was dead.

[...]

[She got better!]

[bacchusprincess.livejournal.com]

... New style?

[mercwamouth]

You have no idea.

[Really.]

[Truly.]

[fry-face.livejournal.com]

{Laughs} Nice costume.

[mercwamouth]

[Nice username]

Don't think I've had the pleasure of meeting you.

[And judging from that first impression, I probably never will]

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

That's gotta be one killer game.

[mercwamouth]

It's certainly going to be.

[soimpressive.livejournal.com]

[clearly making an effort not to laugh out loud] What're you supposed to be?

[mercwamouth]

Awesome in red tights. Who're you supposed to be?