http://crowheaded.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] crowheaded.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] realityshifted2008-09-07 07:37 pm
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ninth trick

[Ikki appears on the Plane with a bag slung over his shoulder. He regards his surroundings casually, then cups his mouth and starts calling out his summons.]

OOOOOOII!! PRINCESS HOMO! WE NEED TO TALK, MANO-A-HOMO! AND BY TALK I MEAN BASH YOUR FUCKING FACE IN.

[a pause]

And Agito, I stole your lunch. Get your ass over here.
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[identity profile] bacchusprincess.livejournal.com 2008-09-09 09:28 am (UTC)(link)
And you dare to say Diva-san's name with that mouth-- [AGH, NOT the face! But Juliet was serious, so he isn't dodging or anything. Might really be about more than Diva, but right now Juliet is not thinking exactly clear. Damn women.]

[identity profile] crowheaded.livejournal.com 2008-09-09 09:35 am (UTC)(link)
[Yes, and damn fake women too. Knee x stomach = OTP?]

[identity profile] bacchusprincess.livejournal.com 2008-09-09 09:38 am (UTC)(link)
[He is a lady! D: Augh, painful OTP indeed, Juliet drops to his knees holding his stomach, coughing.]

[identity profile] crowheaded.livejournal.com 2008-09-09 09:53 am (UTC)(link)
[What do you do when your enemy is on his knees? Kick him!] How does it feel? Fuck, I'm tempted to drag your ass and drown YOU just so you know how it feels to have your life slowly squeezed out by another person's hands.

You're sick.

[identity profile] bacchusprincess.livejournal.com 2008-09-09 10:02 am (UTC)(link)
[Yay Juliet's teachings got through!] I actually- [Ow, cough!] would prefer that those hands would belong to someone more beautiful, Ikki-kuhn-- [wheezes]

[identity profile] crowheaded.livejournal.com 2008-09-09 10:14 am (UTC)(link)
No one cares what you think. You're worthless — [KICK] — stupid — [KICK] — and you're a monster. I'd love to make you eat your own A-Ts, you bastard.

[identity profile] bacchusprincess.livejournal.com 2008-09-09 10:39 am (UTC)(link)
[Okay he practically can't see anything now, and is that blood he tastes in his mouth?!] A-as I see-- [Ow-] you have it in you too, this monster-- [and this is, ladies and gentlemen, is a cry of pain-]

[identity profile] crowheaded.livejournal.com 2008-09-09 05:45 pm (UTC)(link)
You and I are nothing alike! [Have another extra-hard kick for good measure. :| He's trying to pin Juliet on the ground with his foot now.] Stay the fuck away from my team and my friends or I'll make you wish I'd killed you today.

[identity profile] bacchusprincess.livejournal.com 2008-09-09 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[This starts to really, really hurt now-- And as if Juliet could go anywhere after this.] ... [No snarky remark, it would take away all his air...]

[identity profile] crowheaded.livejournal.com 2008-09-09 07:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Asshole. [Finally, Ikki releases him and starts to walk off.]
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