ninth trick

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

[Ikki appears on the Plane with a bag slung over his shoulder. He regards his surroundings casually, then cups his mouth and starts calling out his summons.]

OOOOOOII!! PRINCESS HOMO! WE NEED TO TALK, MANO-A-HOMO! AND BY TALK I MEAN BASH YOUR FUCKING FACE IN.

[a pause]

And Agito, I stole your lunch. Get your ass over here.

Comments

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

[... wtf]

Both. If you know what's good for you, you'll stay out of the way.

[bacchusprince.livejournal.com]

As long as you don't permanently injure him I won't interfere at all.

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

Eh. Killing people isn't my thing. I'll just make him wish it was.

[a pause]

Wait, did I hear that right? Aren't you s'posed to be the knight in shining armor or some shit?

[bacchusprince.livejournal.com]

Not anymore apparently, Juliet is acting weird.

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

He's always acting weird.

[bacchusprince.livejournal.com]

[Sighs] Breaking up with me is not the normal kind of weird.

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

Wow. Congratulations.

[bacchusprince.livejournal.com]

Maybe I should be the last to say it, but why are you always so rude?

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

I'm nice to the people who deserve it.

[bacchusprince.livejournal.com]

lovely.

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

Seems like you're nicer when your man-bitch ain't around.

[bacchusprince.livejournal.com]

I'm simply not in the mood. And don't call him that. Do you have something against gay people? I'm sure Akito would love to hear that, I've seen him cling to you.

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

I don't have something against gay people. I have something against gay people who hit on me when I've obviously got my own harem of hot chicks.

And leave Akito alone. You don't know half the shit he's been through to get this far.

[bacchusprince.livejournal.com]

Aren't you easily flattered then, I don't think Juliet or I ever hit on you.

Fine, just saying that sometime you need to watch your mouth if you want to keep your team together, Ikki-kun.

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

Your girlfriend tried until he figured out I wasn't interested.

Screw you. I don't need your advice. Don't you have your own team to worry about?

[bacchusprince.livejournal.com]

I think you're imagining things. So desperate?

My team is fine~

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

No. I'm not. [:/]

Suuuure.