ext_153187 ([identity profile] demnify.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] realityshifted2008-02-15 09:02 pm

12; :|

Well then, Mr. Hunt. I do believe last night's events proved me right. Don't bother disputing them - you know as well as I who came out the victorious one.

[identity profile] theguv.livejournal.com 2008-02-16 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[aaaaand is tackled with an 'oof' and gives the Master a punch to the face] Get off me!

[identity profile] theguv.livejournal.com 2008-02-17 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
[ew, cheetah breath. you should do something about that, Master] What the hell, you damn poofter! I said off!

[identity profile] theguv.livejournal.com 2008-02-17 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
[grunts and turns his head, coughing blood]

Tough shit, kitten. What are you gonna do, purr at me?

[identity profile] theguv.livejournal.com 2008-02-17 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
[okay, that's being very gay again, Master, and Gene starts struggling to get out from under you, cursing]

Not if I punch those teeth out of your head. And if you touch me so help me I'll make you less of a man than you are.

[identity profile] theguv.livejournal.com 2008-02-17 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
Fucking hell! [spits out more blood, his eye beginning to swell shut] Go to hell you piece of shit.

[identity profile] theguv.livejournal.com 2008-02-17 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
[glares right back]

Piss off.

[identity profile] theguv.livejournal.com 2008-02-17 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
[oh no you don't, Master. Gene just increased his struggles ten-fold]

I'll ask nicely the day you bloody well die!

[identity profile] theguv.livejournal.com 2008-02-17 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
[gives him a nasty look, then smirks] You got a death wish? I'd be more than happy to help you along.

[identity profile] theguv.livejournal.com 2008-02-17 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
I take it back. You aren't a kitten. You're a bloody cockroach. [heaves against him] Damned things just won't die.

[identity profile] theguv.livejournal.com 2008-02-17 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
[scrambles to his feet, clutching his arm but giving the Master a cheeky grin] Afraid of bugs, Master? Didn't take you for the sort.

[identity profile] theguv.livejournal.com 2008-02-17 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
Right. So I take it you all walk around sporting vampire teeth, sniff the arse of whatever else moves and purr when someone rubs your belly?
Edited 2008-02-17 01:34 (UTC)

[identity profile] theguv.livejournal.com 2008-02-17 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
[braces himself for the impact, slamming into the Master and sliding backwards a bit] Bet you licked 'em instead.

[glares] I'm not the one feeling up other men you poof!

[identity profile] theguv.livejournal.com 2008-02-17 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
[coughs loudly, hunching over at the hit] I wouldn't bloody well want you to.

[seeeeriously wants to hurt you] You weren't supposed to be there!

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