ext_153187 ([identity profile] demnify.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] realityshifted2008-02-15 09:02 pm

12; :|

Well then, Mr. Hunt. I do believe last night's events proved me right. Don't bother disputing them - you know as well as I who came out the victorious one.

[identity profile] theguv.livejournal.com 2008-02-17 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
Right. So I take it you all walk around sporting vampire teeth, sniff the arse of whatever else moves and purr when someone rubs your belly?
Edited 2008-02-17 01:34 (UTC)

[identity profile] theguv.livejournal.com 2008-02-17 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
[braces himself for the impact, slamming into the Master and sliding backwards a bit] Bet you licked 'em instead.

[glares] I'm not the one feeling up other men you poof!

[identity profile] theguv.livejournal.com 2008-02-17 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
[coughs loudly, hunching over at the hit] I wouldn't bloody well want you to.

[seeeeriously wants to hurt you] You weren't supposed to be there!

[identity profile] theguv.livejournal.com 2008-02-17 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
[breathes heavily, just...watching the Master] We didn't do anything, I don't give a damn what that brat said. I'm not a faerie -- there's no way I so much as touched you.

[identity profile] theguv.livejournal.com 2008-02-17 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
I said you weren't supposed to bloody well be there! I thought you were my wife you right bastard. And those don't mean a damn thing. I probably kicked your ass and you got pissy and swatted at me, you mangy feline.

[identity profile] theguv.livejournal.com 2008-02-17 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
Oh piss off, you sodding bastard. [gives him the two-fingered salute]

[identity profile] theguv.livejournal.com 2008-02-17 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
[glares at him, jabbing a finger at his face] This isn't over. [and drops from the level]