best swordsman in France [such a shame we're in England]

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[there is a pile of pillows, carpets (a fair few Persian due to his most recent adventure), blankets and drapery beside the Master, who is standing just outside of the Fortress of Awesome self made. One might assume that the Master was in the process of taking the various furnishings into the Fortress, and one would be right. Indeed, half of them are inside the Fortress.

Sadly, the Master got distracted by trying to balance the tip of a sword on his finger, and has now completely forsaken his project for the sake of practicing his fencing]

What this place really needs, right now, is a United Parcel Service. Not the Royal Mail; I don't trust them. But the UPS is predictably awful and that's... dull.

Scratch that, then! We need the Royal Mail!

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[frowns slightly] I suppose I just...got into the fight and forgot.

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You should apologise.

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...I'm sorry, Master.

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[he pauses, looking down on him, hands still on the Doctor's wrists.

Then he lowers his head, his mouth near the Doctor's ear, and whispers]

Want to know a secret? I wasn't even upset.

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[The Doctor pauses, then says]

I could hit you right now.

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[pulls back up, grinning]

You could.

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[knees him, though not particularly hard, just more in a "god you're an ass" way]

I don't know about you sometimes.

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I'm glad you can admit it.

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Are you going to sit on me all day?

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I could.

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And?

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What do you want me to do?

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Why do you always ask me that?

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As strange as it may seem, I like offering choices.

So? What do you want me to do?

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I...don't really know.

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[pause]

Disappointing.

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[frowns] No, I mean... That isn't... [leans up and kisses him]

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[the response is immediate, a dark and hungry kiss--

--but nothing else]

Is that what you want?

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[he has to think about this for a second, sorry. Except then he goes 'whatever, thinking takes too long' and nods]

Yes.

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Well, all right then.

[back to kissing, then!]

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[Mmm, delicious Master kiss]

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[there's some very important dialogue that's likely to happen if they carry on in this, so I guess I have to continue-- A very consuming one, yes. And the Doctor will be perhaps surprised to realise that they've now been dragged back to their own realities, in the TARDIS rain room]

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[You say they like that have issues or something-- He is very surprised, actually, and thus pauses the kiss to voice this surprise with a simple:] Master?

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That's not exactly the tone of voice I like to hear in this sort of situation.

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No, no, I like it. [note that he's staying close] Just surprised.