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...Hah? Where am I? [opens up a diagnostic screen and mutters to himself] It reads as an Obsolete Space, but there's no mist anywhere. ...Whaaat? Stupid shop! I just wanted that new version of Forthwright, dammit! [grumbles under his breath while closing down the screen with an angry jab] Stupid.

[stares angrily at the shop for a moment] What IS this shop, anyway?! I've never seen it before! It...sounds funny. What is that noise, anyway? [listens for a moment]

AAAAAH THIS IS STUPID. HELLO!? HEEEELLOOOOOOOOOO!?
[pauses to listen, then snorts] Tch.

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Ah, Fumie?! What about you?? Why are YOU here??

I've been here!! I told you that! [jabs him in the ribs] How did you get here??

Oi! [pouts angrily and narrows his eyes at her] You didn't tell me anything! Aren't you s'posed to be in cram school right now?

Yes I did! [frowns] It was before the monster at- [covers her mouth >_>] Uhm. A-Anyway! You're the one who's been acting weird lately!

Monster? You saw another Illegal?

N-No! It wasn't an Illegal! Forget I said anything!

...What's wrong with you? You keep saying weird stuff.

...You kind of were eaten by a monster.

.....

Did you hit your head or something?

I'm telling the truth! Godzilla attacked Daikoku and Sam and I defeated it but not before it ate you! But then you reappeared anyway and ignored me.

That's crazy! There never was Godzilla! And who's Sam! I've never heard of this person!

[and now she grins] Sam is a member of my detective agency! We have a lot more members now.

[stares at her] YOUR detective agency?

[clears her throat] Well Megabaa can't actually see the new members so technically they answer to me, so I'm acting in Megabaa's place, really.

Why can't she see them? She's not here?

Nope! And therefore someone has to be in charge, so I should be!

[smirks] Yeah, well, I'm here now. So you can step down.

Don't even think about it. They joined my club first!

It wasn't your club to begin with!

Well right now it is! All important organizations need someone in command!

Oh. Right. Daichi, don't do something stupid and get eaten by a monster again.

And why should it be you??

[flails and sputters] Who's that stupid?!? The only way I'll end up in an Illegal is to get metabugs!

Because I'm obviously the best candidate to be the leader!

[hands on her hips] Well it happened even if you don't remember it. You should thank me for helping you!

That's crap. I should totally be leader. I have the most experience.

What is it with you and your weird friend?? How could ANYBODY forget something like that?!

But I have more leadership qualities.

[waves her arms around] I bet if they could make space like this, they could probably wipe your memories!

Like what? Being ugly?

They? They who?
And this is just Obsolete Space. Never been inside before. 'S kinda pretty.