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...Hah? Where am I? [opens up a diagnostic screen and mutters to himself] It reads as an Obsolete Space, but there's no mist anywhere. ...Whaaat? Stupid shop! I just wanted that new version of Forthwright, dammit! [grumbles under his breath while closing down the screen with an angry jab] Stupid.

[stares angrily at the shop for a moment] What IS this shop, anyway?! I've never seen it before! It...sounds funny. What is that noise, anyway? [listens for a moment]

AAAAAH THIS IS STUPID. HELLO!? HEEEELLOOOOOOOOOO!?
[pauses to listen, then snorts] Tch.

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[clears her throat] Well Megabaa can't actually see the new members so technically they answer to me, so I'm acting in Megabaa's place, really.

Why can't she see them? She's not here?

Nope! And therefore someone has to be in charge, so I should be!

[smirks] Yeah, well, I'm here now. So you can step down.

Don't even think about it. They joined my club first!

It wasn't your club to begin with!

Well right now it is! All important organizations need someone in command!

Oh. Right. Daichi, don't do something stupid and get eaten by a monster again.

And why should it be you??

[flails and sputters] Who's that stupid?!? The only way I'll end up in an Illegal is to get metabugs!

Because I'm obviously the best candidate to be the leader!

[hands on her hips] Well it happened even if you don't remember it. You should thank me for helping you!

That's crap. I should totally be leader. I have the most experience.

What is it with you and your weird friend?? How could ANYBODY forget something like that?!

But I have more leadership qualities.

[waves her arms around] I bet if they could make space like this, they could probably wipe your memories!

Like what? Being ugly?

They? They who?
And this is just Obsolete Space. Never been inside before. 'S kinda pretty.

I am not ugly!!

The people who control this place. [looks around and nods] It is pretty, I guess. [shakes her head. more important matters!] But anyway! This can't just be an obsolete space because there's time traveling aliens here and people who serve goddesses and British people!

[blank stare] ... What?

[sighs] There's a lot of weird people here.

Yeah, I kinda figured that out already.

Why's there a Greek guy here?

Oh, that's Mu. He can teach you magic and he serves a goddess, so you probably shouldn't make him mad.

...

There's no such thing as magic.

Well he healed my leg just like mages do in video games.

FINE! Y'know what, fine! If all this crazy stuff happens like you say, I wanna see it!

Well go ask him then!

No! Show me your Godzilla first!

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