016 - It's a Small World After All~

[immortalmistake.livejournal.com]

There is a tiny, irritated voice on the plane. Why is it tiny and irritated? Because Firo is tiny and irritated. He is about six inches tall, though currently he is out of sight and trapped underneath his hat.]

The hell is going on?! I go home after seeing the damn time train thing and I've been missing a day and there are weird animals all over the place!

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[buckingbronco.livejournal.com]

[Blinks at the hat. Which appears to be talking.]

[immortalmistake.livejournal.com]

[Now the hat appears to be moving, because he's trying to figure out how to get the hell out from under it.]

[buckingbronco.livejournal.com]

[Is going to jump, then lift up the hat to see what's under it.]

[immortalmistake.livejournal.com]

[Feels the weight lift and doesn't, for a moment, know whether to be relieved or not.

Then he sees Dino.

Not.

Very not.]

[buckingbronco.livejournal.com]

[...It's a Firo! A..tiny, tiny Firo. Dino stares at him for a second, then bursts out laughing.]

[witchmaker.livejournal.com]

[ Angela, meanwhile, has a newspaper. A newspaper which she is much too concerned with to notice the hat on the floor, which she winds up tripping over. Newspapers go everywhere. ]

[immortalmistake.livejournal.com]

[ldkfjslkfj grabbing his head protectively as the hat comes flying off. And then he stares. And groans. And looks around rather wildly for a place to hide.]

[witchmaker.livejournal.com]

[ Angela grumbles to herself and sits up slowly, then starts gathering the papers that have fluttered everywhere. She pauses in the middle of her gathering to stare again at the paper. The headline reads "ROYAL HOMEBREAKER?" and there's a photograph of herself and a man with blonde hair, both laughing and smiling. Her expression now is pretty much the opposite of what it is in the picture. ]

[immortalmistake.livejournal.com]

[Sees her face and forgets, momentarily, about his size.] Angie...?

[And then he remembers. Fnarfle.]

[witchmaker.livejournal.com]

[ aldkfja;dfjk, she didn't think there was anyone around. She quickly folds the newspaper over, trying to hide the picture of herself, and looks around. Then up. Then... down. ]

Firo? [ She sits on the newspaper. ] What happened? I thought I had the hammer locked up!

[clayfireworks.livejournal.com]

[See Deidara. See Deidara laugh. Laugh, Deidara, laugh!]

[immortalmistake.livejournal.com]

[Freezes under the hat. He recognizes that voice. He growls.] Just wait, you bastard. You'll regret this. You'll regret last time even more.

[clayfireworks.livejournal.com]

Oh, really? [STOMP.]

[immortalmistake.livejournal.com]

[Doesn't scream, basically because he doesn't have time. He'll be grateful for that later--tiny scream? Not so manly. It's an intense moment of pain, resistance, before he feels himself give way and the world go black.]

[clayfireworks.livejournal.com]

[More laughing as he makes sure to mash Firo against the ground good.]

[contract_star]

[Hei is not a happy camper right now. So when he sees a random hat on the Plane, he goes to kick it aside.]

[immortalmistake.livejournal.com]

[Feels the foot connect and hangs on for dear life, but ends up flying out of the hat as it shoots over the plane.]

You bastard!

[contract_star]

[Sees what he thinks is a ragdoll flying out of the hat, until it swears.]

Oh, shit...

[And will be making an EPIC CATCH now.]

[immortalmistake.livejournal.com]

[Caught'd. And pulling a tiny knife now. BAD MOOD--HE HAS IT. Stab Heifingers.] I can try, right?!

[contract_star]

[Hey! He has enough injuries already, thank you!] Ow! [Picks him up by a leg.] Maybe next time I should let you splat on the Plane then, huh?

[dwellonschemes.livejournal.com]

[Albus sees the hat and thinks, 'Oh, I wonder who left this here.' He picks it up with the intention to look for some sort of name, and sees Firo underneath.] Oh, my apologies. Is this your hat?

[immortalmistake.livejournal.com]

[Sudden light. He shades his eyes. And then blinks in surprise as he realizes this guy has reacted as though there's nothing strange about a tiny person under a hat.]

...uh. Yeah. Only most of the time it fits.

[dwellonschemes.livejournal.com]

[Curious.] Is that so? Is it currently your size or the hat's that is irregular?

[immortalmistake.livejournal.com]

My size!

[dwellonschemes.livejournal.com]

[He crouches down so he can hear and see him better.] That's unfortunate. Do you know what caused it?