016 - It's a Small World After All~

[immortalmistake.livejournal.com]

There is a tiny, irritated voice on the plane. Why is it tiny and irritated? Because Firo is tiny and irritated. He is about six inches tall, though currently he is out of sight and trapped underneath his hat.]

The hell is going on?! I go home after seeing the damn time train thing and I've been missing a day and there are weird animals all over the place!

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[buckingbronco.livejournal.com]

[Blinks at the hat. Which appears to be talking.]

[immortalmistake.livejournal.com]

[Now the hat appears to be moving, because he's trying to figure out how to get the hell out from under it.]

[witchmaker.livejournal.com]

[ Angela, meanwhile, has a newspaper. A newspaper which she is much too concerned with to notice the hat on the floor, which she winds up tripping over. Newspapers go everywhere. ]

[immortalmistake.livejournal.com]

[ldkfjslkfj grabbing his head protectively as the hat comes flying off. And then he stares. And groans. And looks around rather wildly for a place to hide.]

[clayfireworks.livejournal.com]

[See Deidara. See Deidara laugh. Laugh, Deidara, laugh!]

[immortalmistake.livejournal.com]

[Freezes under the hat. He recognizes that voice. He growls.] Just wait, you bastard. You'll regret this. You'll regret last time even more.

[clayfireworks.livejournal.com]

Oh, really? [STOMP.]

[witchmaker.livejournal.com]

[ Angela grumbles to herself and sits up slowly, then starts gathering the papers that have fluttered everywhere. She pauses in the middle of her gathering to stare again at the paper. The headline reads "ROYAL HOMEBREAKER?" and there's a photograph of herself and a man with blonde hair, both laughing and smiling. Her expression now is pretty much the opposite of what it is in the picture. ]

[immortalmistake.livejournal.com]

[Doesn't scream, basically because he doesn't have time. He'll be grateful for that later--tiny scream? Not so manly. It's an intense moment of pain, resistance, before he feels himself give way and the world go black.]

[immortalmistake.livejournal.com]

[Sees her face and forgets, momentarily, about his size.] Angie...?

[And then he remembers. Fnarfle.]

[clayfireworks.livejournal.com]

[More laughing as he makes sure to mash Firo against the ground good.]

[witchmaker.livejournal.com]

[ aldkfja;dfjk, she didn't think there was anyone around. She quickly folds the newspaper over, trying to hide the picture of herself, and looks around. Then up. Then... down. ]

Firo? [ She sits on the newspaper. ] What happened? I thought I had the hammer locked up!

[buckingbronco.livejournal.com]

[Is going to jump, then lift up the hat to see what's under it.]

[immortalmistake.livejournal.com]

It wasn't the hammer! It was some weird eyeball thing!

1/3

[witchmaker.livejournal.com]

Weird... eyeball?

[immortalmistake.livejournal.com]

[Feels the weight lift and doesn't, for a moment, know whether to be relieved or not.

Then he sees Dino.

Not.

Very not.]

2/3

[witchmaker.livejournal.com]

[ fgsfds ]

[immortalmistake.livejournal.com]

[...splat.]

3/3

[witchmaker.livejournal.com]

You have beholders?

Re: 3/3

[immortalmistake.livejournal.com]

I have what?

[witchmaker.livejournal.com]

Floating eyeballs. They're called beholders. That's what made you into a chibikko, right?

I hate those things.

[clayfireworks.livejournal.com]

[Even more laughing as he kicks the hat aside to see said splat.]

[immortalmistake.livejournal.com]

I'm not a... thing.

[witchmaker.livejournal.com]

Chibikko's just a word for people the size you've been shrunk to. There's a village of them outside Jadd.

[immortalmistake.livejournal.com]

[Already reforming and dragging himself onto his hands and knees, pressing one hand to his head. He gives Deidara a murderous look and vanishes...

...only to reappear being chased by a giant floating eyeball. He dives between Deidara's feet and vanishes again, reappearing once more out of range of the eye--which glows and sends a blast of chibikko'n power point-blank at Deidara.]