seventh trick (or lack thereof)

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

[Ikki is limping, occasionally crawling toward Amaterasu's forest, clutching his thigh, which is bleeding pretty profusely from a sword stabbing. He really SHOULD pop off the plane and get himself to a hospital, but then people might start asking questions and&mdash this is a Parts War, after all, he can't just give up—

—unless of course he falls. It's becoming increasingly difficult to move and all. He staggers to his feet once more.]

Damn... cheating bastards...

[ooc: Sorry for the spam, but bleeding takes priority.]

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[demonsblood.livejournal.com]

[Mion sits forward, but!] Ikki-chan still has a long way to go!

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

... Awwww.

[demonsblood.livejournal.com]

[Laughing,] Ne, maybe you'd like to pull your pants back up? [She tugs at one of Ikki's belt-loops.]

But at least clouds seem to suit you~

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

[FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT pulls his pants back up]

They call me the Crow, anyhow.

[demonsblood.livejournal.com]

[Mion cackles and pulls her knees up to her chest. SORRY, IKKI, I DOUBT YOU CAN SEE HER PANTIES. ):]

Does that mean you can fly~?

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

[BAWWW DISAPPOINTMENT]

Of course. The wind loves me.

Not that you can tell in this ... crappy... windless place.

[demonsblood.livejournal.com]

[MAYBE SHE NEEDS TO WEAR SHORTER SKIRTS. brb stealing shion's angel morte uniform (http://bad-end.org/kareha/src/1217015182104.jpg).]

Well, then I guess I'll just have to take your word for it!

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

[Ikki says YES PLEASE.]

You'll see me fly soon. I just... gotta get better first. Then I'll fly higher than ever!

[demonsblood.livejournal.com]

[HE WOULD. ♥]

I'll be rooting for you! [Pauses.] Ne, what were you doing when you were stabbed?

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

Heheh, you won't be disappointed.

Uhhh... Flying, and kicking ass, and being awesome. And then that homo princess broke the damn rules and pulled a sword on me.

[demonsblood.livejournal.com]

That must've been one intense battle for them to do that.

You should punish them when you get better! [Mion's pretty sure that a homo princess would like being dressed up like a maid, or something, so maybe suggesting that sort of punishment might not work very well. ):]

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

Of course. I'm ranked above 'em. They were desperate.

[He laughs evilly.] Oh yes, yes I will.

[demonsblood.livejournal.com]

So they have Air Trecks too?

Ne, do you have any idea how to get them back?

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

Yup.

Beat the shit outta 'em? But I don't mind a suggestion from a bright, busty girl like you~

[demonsblood.livejournal.com]

[And Mion is very proud of her breasts!] Ah, you could always get some friends to help you pin them down, and you could draw on their faces with permanent marker, or dress them up and parade them around for all to see!

[She taps her cheek.] At least, those are things I've done. They don't really seem like the type that'd be willing to do your homework, or clean your house~

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

I'll do that afterward. Friggin homos would probably like it too much anyway.

That's kinda hard to do in a place like this, ain't it? And I don't have a house, anyways.

[demonsblood.livejournal.com]

Good idea! It'll be harder for them to resist when they're too battered to move~ Ne, then you can make them look like raccoons, and they won't be able to wash it off. [Gahahaha~!]

You don't have a house?

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

[SNORT] I'll consider it.

Nope! I'm camping. ... In the city. I forage for food like real men. And I eat my slugs without complaint!

[demonsblood.livejournal.com]

That's a good way to phrase it, I guess!

S-slugs!? That sounds like it'd be a punishment for one of my penalty games. [Because OMG EW. D:]

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

[Ikki puts on his puppy face.] If I'm lucky, there's crickets...

[demonsblood.livejournal.com]

[D:!!! Here, have some sympathy, Ikki.] Well, maybe I'll have to bring you something from home, next time I see you!

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

I would appreciate that so much, Mion-san... [wibble] ... Is there any way you could do it naked?

[demonsblood.livejournal.com]

Okay, I'll see what I can—

[...]

[Blush, stutter, etc.] W-what!? Nnn, you're joking, right?

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

[Ikki leans closer.]

Why would I joke about somethin' like that?

[AKITO WOULD BITE HER IF HE KNEW. SDHGJFHF]

[demonsblood.livejournal.com]

[Fzzzt. That's the sound of Mion's brain breaking. @w@]

And you said I move fast~

[MION WOULD HAVE TO GET OUT THE SPRAY BOTTLE.]