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[the Master is on the plane, but in a generally un-Masterly fashion. you know, usually he's standing and being egotistical, something like that. instead, he is generally sprawled out on the 'floor', and is idly biting at a bone. please do not mention this to him later, it is highly embarrassing

otherwise, yes. the Master is currently elsewhere, leave a message at the beep. ...if there was one, anyway]

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[The Doctor likes not being a cat, though. But he is curious, since usually he gets swatted at for his ~~lame~~ brilliant puns] Just enjoying your bone?

[he gives the Doctor a look. you know, one of those 'are you that daft' looks]

It's a good question! I mean, bones aren't usually what I associate with cats. Well, cheetahs, I suppose, it makes sense, but still. I think of...I dunno. String and rubber mice. [reaches into his coat and pulls out some string, holding it up] Want to try that?

[he goes over this for a few seconds before sitting up, and the proceeding to whack the Doctor in one of the knees with his bone. :| then he smirks. that is his opinion of your string, sir]

[you have soiled his honour! and made him pouty] Oi! It was just a thought. What about the fishing pole method? That one's brilliant.

[the Master prodes the Doctor menacingly with his bone while looking grumpy]

Never heard of it? [don't ask why the Doctor has a fishing pole with a mouse on the end in his pocket. Just don't. Because he does and now he's waving it around]

[...unfortunately for the Master, you have managed to get his attention a bit]

[the Doctor notices this! and starts carefully jerking the fishing pole around to lead the mouse around on the ground]

[Ten, you are mean forever, because ... the Master can't quite resist that, and it's obvious as he completely loses his attention in the bone and begins behaving much like a cat preparing to pounce]

[This isn't mean, it's fun. And the Doctor shall jerk the mouse away before the Master can catch it. Because that's what one does with a cat]

[it is too mean, because this is insulting and embarrassing. because he will get it and then rip it off and then throw it at you, Doctor]

[It's so not insulting and embarrassing! Or if it is, the Doctor is too distracted to notice. Because he likes playing with the Master. It's bonding!]

[the Master does not need or want bonding. currently, he just wants that thing on the end of the string because it keeps moving before he can get it. and it's obviously moving like prey does]

[The Doctor has skill with a fishing rod. And he'll be letting the Master get it now, because he's adorable]

[the Master proceeds to rip the mouse right off of it. he chuckles to himself and hits it around for a while]

[The Doctor beams at him, tongue poking out a bit. Maybe because he almost wants to laugh but hey, the Master is happy about something un-evil! Score] You really like that thing, eh? Might be able to get some catnip for you. Or milk. Whatever you like.

[in response to that, the Master rips the toy open]

[The Master earns some scratching for that, because he's cute] Tell you what, I think I've got some. Actually, that might explain why cats always seem to come to me. [starts dumping plants out of his pockets] Daisy, aloe vera, anise-- Ah! There we are then. [holds out a bunch of catnip] How's that?

[the Master cautiously sniffs the Doctor's hand, before grabbing his wrist and pulling him down with him. ...then licking at his hand. with a bit of biting]

[enthusiastic reception!] Ah, well, that - ouch! - you like that?

[the Master purrs and proceeds to also pin the Doctor down. and continues licking his hand]

[makes a soft 'oof' noise] I get to be a pillow and a chew toy?

[the Master does some weird combo of purring and chuckling, and doesn't move; instead, he just continues licking at the Doctor's hand, then rubbing his head against it]

[blinks at him] You really like that, eh? [reaches around to awkwardly pat him with his not-being-licked hand]