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[theguv.livejournal.com]

Attention you pissing little bastards.

[it's Gene again! holding what looks like a cell phone. and it isn't the cell Sam gave him, so what gives?]

Would anyone care to tell me why half my City is suddenly filled with bloody Yanks and everything is spelled wrong? And what the bloody hell are people walking around with these useless things for?

[casually tosses the phone and it disappears off the Plane. he rather hopes it hits someone, physics be damned]

Comments

[didorothy]

No, Guv, wait! Don't-- [sigh] don't just... throw mobiles around.

[theguv.livejournal.com]

And why not?

[didorothy]

Because they're bloody expensive to get replaced.

[theguv.livejournal.com]

They shouldn't be here in the first place. Last I knew, the Frenchie didn't have bloody electricity, let alone those little ... gadget things.

[chasingstars201.livejournal.com]

You shouldn't throw toys that don't belong to you, Guv. [GUESS WHO IS REALLY HAPPY TO HAVE HER VOICE BACK?]

[theguv.livejournal.com]

I'll do what I like, luv. [haha, yeah! though to be fair, I'm handwaving this, BUT HE SAYS IT'S BEEN TWO WEEKS and that's enough for me]

[chasingstars201.livejournal.com]

[pffff plane time. Handwaving abounds!] As usual.

[fry-face.livejournal.com]

Because those "useless little things" are pretty damn useful, actually.

[theguv.livejournal.com]

Don't see a bloody use for 'em, luv. I could fart on it and the damn thing would break.

[fry-face.livejournal.com]

Then you should make sure not to hold it too close to your asshole, right?

[flashknickers.livejournal.com]

What was that?

[theguv.livejournal.com]

Dunno. Something Tyler calls a mobile. Useless piece of shit is what it was.

[flashknickers.livejournal.com]

....right, of course Sam would know what it is.

[itsthecoat.livejournal.com]

I happen to find cellphones during a mission. Well, communicators if you're being technical.

[theguv.livejournal.com]

That's what we've got radios for, you div.

[itsthecoat.livejournal.com]

[Hey, don't call him a div! Jack frowns] Hands-free? Besides, cell phones have a much wider communication range and tend to be much more reliable.

[madamemoiselle]

Yanks? That's...Oh, that's Americans, right? I think that's it, but I'm not sure.

[theguv.livejournal.com]

Bloody American shits, is what they are. And I'm none too pleased with why they're here.

[madamemoiselle]

Oh, really, they aren't that bad. Why are they there, though? Or, I guess it'd be better to wonder why it's so bad. New things appear at home when you're friends with a person here, right?

[ram-of-gold.livejournal.com]

[Doesn't really get what Gene said, but he doesn't like his tone.] Just because you do not know that an object is for does not mean it is useless.

[theguv.livejournal.com]

If I don't know what it does, it's useless to me.

[ram-of-gold.livejournal.com]

If you do not even know what it does, how do you know it's useless to you?

[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

Mobiles? They're a means of communication. Quite a useful one, actually.

[theguv.livejournal.com]

They're flimsy pieces of crap, is what they are.

[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

They aren't flimsy.