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Attention you pissing little bastards.

[it's Gene again! holding what looks like a cell phone. and it isn't the cell Sam gave him, so what gives?]

Would anyone care to tell me why half my City is suddenly filled with bloody Yanks and everything is spelled wrong? And what the bloody hell are people walking around with these useless things for?

[casually tosses the phone and it disappears off the Plane. he rather hopes it hits someone, physics be damned]

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No, Guv, wait! Don't-- [sigh] don't just... throw mobiles around.

And why not?

Because they're bloody expensive to get replaced.

Edited 2008-08-09 01:42 (UTC)

You shouldn't throw toys that don't belong to you, Guv. [GUESS WHO IS REALLY HAPPY TO HAVE HER VOICE BACK?]

They shouldn't be here in the first place. Last I knew, the Frenchie didn't have bloody electricity, let alone those little ... gadget things.

Wait, you said... American accents?

Shit.

I'll do what I like, luv. [haha, yeah! though to be fair, I'm handwaving this, BUT HE SAYS IT'S BEEN TWO WEEKS and that's enough for me]

[pffff plane time. Handwaving abounds!] As usual.

Yeah, bunch of Yanks, said they're from New York.

...why?

[head in hands - Gene is going to kill Sam. The words, when he speaks them, sound as if they pain]

Diva is from New York.

Edited 2008-08-09 01:52 (UTC)

Because those "useless little things" are pretty damn useful, actually.

[long, protracted silence, then,] I thought I told you to keep the hell away from her.

You seem in a better mood. Someone get in your knickers?

Don't see a bloody use for 'em, luv. I could fart on it and the damn thing would break.

A lady doesn't kiss and tell.

I can speak again--isn't that reason enough to be in a good mood?

I thought I told you that it would be worse if I did. And you haven't heard me complaining about the cheetahs roaming around [much], so don't start on me about a few extra Americans.

What was that?

Those cheetahs won't touch anyone in my City. Your little girlie killed my WDC, or are you forgetting that fact?

Fair enough, luv. Fair enough.

So who was he?

Then you should make sure not to hold it too close to your asshole, right?

Dunno. Something Tyler calls a mobile. Useless piece of shit is what it was.

[laughs] You're a cheeky little broad. Who're you?

[She laughs] You are one of the most single-minded people I've ever met in my life. Particularly when it comes to someone else's 'knickers'.

Guv, I told you to drop it.

[sniffs] No.

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