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[brbvideos.livejournal.com]

[Standing in the plane—definitely not walking, just standing still—is a man talking really loudly to no one. His breathing is wavering, he sounds like he's on the verge of losing control. He laughs suddenly, and then he stands straight; he takes several violent, gasping breaths and then he controls himself by force. When he speaks again, his whole demeanor is much calmer.]

My name is Patrick Bateman and I live on the eleventh floor of the American Garden Building. That's in New York. I used to run into Tom Cruise in the elevator.

[A beat.]

There was a FLOOR there. We have floors in New York, we have GROUND. We have—

[He completely loses control, and it's most evident on his face—his expression is one of rage, twisting his features, his face is turning red.]

FUCK. What the fuck is this, FUCK. Someone FUCKING explain this shit to me or Jesus Christ, I will fucking GUT someone, someone will—I have an appointment, I have to return some—I have to be somewhere in fifteen minutes—I will fucking GUT someone, I will cut your heart out, TRY ME.

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[brbvideos.livejournal.com]

Please tell me where I am, then. I'd like to hear it from you.

[tastefulfashion.livejournal.com]

You are currently in what is called the Astral Plane - a place where all realities seem to connect.

[brbvideos.livejournal.com]

Well, your stories all certainly seem to match.

[tastefulfashion.livejournal.com]

Do really find this so hard to believe?

[brbvideos.livejournal.com]

Is that so hard to believe, really? It's not exactly something you hear every day.

[tastefulfashion.livejournal.com]

It is a concept that I had about learned when I was a little girl, as unstable as the very idea is.

[brbvideos.livejournal.com]

I didn't read many fantasy books as a child. Or ever. So I haven't ever heard about a thing like that, no.

[tastefulfashion.livejournal.com]

Not fantasy novels - school text books. There is a difference.

[brbvideos.livejournal.com]

... And what kind of school did you go to?

[tastefulfashion.livejournal.com]

A school for Time Lords.

[brbvideos.livejournal.com]

A school for ... what? I don't think I heard you.

[tastefulfashion.livejournal.com]

Time Lords. [hands on her hips] To you I can only assume the term 'alien' would apply to my case seeing as I am not human.

[brbvideos.livejournal.com]

... Uh huh.

[tastefulfashion.livejournal.com]

I have two hearts. And the last time I had checked, humans only have one.

[brbvideos.livejournal.com]

[Two hearts? The only way to check that for sure would be to do a little research on his own...]

I'll have to take your word on that.

[tastefulfashion.livejournal.com]

[The mun says that doesn't sound very promising... and is also lulzing at the same time.]

I wouldn't see any reason to lie about something like that.