001 - A New Challenger Approaches

[mercwamouth]

[Deadpool arrives in the plane, notices his change in surroundings.]

Hm. That can't be good.

[His thoughts turn to vague memories of a shop and two twins.]

Last time I fall asleep during a Stephen King marathon. Those kids from "The Shining" give me nightmares every time. Not as bad as the Olsen Twins, though...

[He begins to ascertain his location.]

Hm... I'm getting... crossover vibes? Maybe it's another event. Nah. Definitely seems like this place isn't a world I'm familiar with. I'm communicating in text form without yellow boxes or bubbles. So cold.

[A startling revelation comes to him.]

Oh no... fan fiction!? I can only take so much! Listen, you, my other writers were important paid people. You on the other hand are just some bored college student with too much free time. I could kill you if I needed to.

[Trust me, this will be fun. Besides, you're not doing anything until your next series starts up anyway.]

Well... I suppose I have some time to kill. And I guess I would probably just end up watching most of these guys on Cartoon Network anyway.

[There's also a bar over there.]

Hm... OK. I trust you for now. But if I end up sleeping with one of those dudes who look like chicks, you're a dead man.

[Deadpool heads into the bar where he is astonished to find a very colorful cast of characters, some of which he recognizes from his time watching TV in Japan, though he can't place most of them. He slides up a part of his mask so that he may take a drink. His disfigured face is partially revealed for the duration. He has a seat and begins looking for someone to offer him a... warmer welcome.]

I think I like the way you make me think, sir.

Comments

[mercurialectric.livejournal.com]

It's a hairstyle. I suggest engaging your brain a bit more~.

[mercwamouth]

You sure like your tildes, doncha gorgeous~?

[mercurialectric.livejournal.com]

You sure enjoy only half making sense, don't you~?

[mercwamouth]

It's sometimes the only thing I have going for me~~~~.

[mercurialectric.livejournal.com]

Obviously.

[mercwamouth]

So... you know much about this Plane thing?

[mercurialectric.livejournal.com]

I haven't been here long. You can come and go as you please, though~.

[mercwamouth]

Really? How's that work? Some special phrase or hand motion or onomatopoeia?

[mercurialectric.livejournal.com]

Just click your heels three times and think about going back, and you do.

[mercwamouth]

That's... convenient.

Almost too convenient.

...

Can I still make up some word or something while I do it anyway? You know... spice it up a bit?

[mercurialectric.livejournal.com]

I doubt anything I say would stop you.

[mercwamouth]

It's like you've always known me...

[mercurialectric.livejournal.com]

Just people like you.

[mercwamouth]

Ain't no one like me, Alfalfa.

[mercurialectric.livejournal.com]

Thank goodness.

[mercwamouth]

I think this is a beginning of a beautiful friendship.