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Deadpool ([personal profile] mercwamouth) wrote in [community profile] realityshifted2008-08-01 11:43 pm

001 - A New Challenger Approaches

[Deadpool arrives in the plane, notices his change in surroundings.]

Hm. That can't be good.

[His thoughts turn to vague memories of a shop and two twins.]

Last time I fall asleep during a Stephen King marathon. Those kids from "The Shining" give me nightmares every time. Not as bad as the Olsen Twins, though...

[He begins to ascertain his location.]

Hm... I'm getting... crossover vibes? Maybe it's another event. Nah. Definitely seems like this place isn't a world I'm familiar with. I'm communicating in text form without yellow boxes or bubbles. So cold.

[A startling revelation comes to him.]

Oh no... fan fiction!? I can only take so much! Listen, you, my other writers were important paid people. You on the other hand are just some bored college student with too much free time. I could kill you if I needed to.

[Trust me, this will be fun. Besides, you're not doing anything until your next series starts up anyway.]

Well... I suppose I have some time to kill. And I guess I would probably just end up watching most of these guys on Cartoon Network anyway.

[There's also a bar over there.]

Hm... OK. I trust you for now. But if I end up sleeping with one of those dudes who look like chicks, you're a dead man.

[Deadpool heads into the bar where he is astonished to find a very colorful cast of characters, some of which he recognizes from his time watching TV in Japan, though he can't place most of them. He slides up a part of his mask so that he may take a drink. His disfigured face is partially revealed for the duration. He has a seat and begins looking for someone to offer him a... warmer welcome.]

I think I like the way you make me think, sir.

[identity profile] witchmaker.livejournal.com 2008-08-02 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
[ Angela's behind the bar, collecting the remaining goodies spilled there from her attempt to store things on the Plane. And there's someone coming to sit at it... And he's talking to himself. Okaaaay. She stands up. ]

I'm guessing you're new. Who were you talking to?

[identity profile] anjelsword.livejournal.com 2008-08-02 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
[Have an Aniki still in a dress and annoyed. Because she wanted a drink.]

Marvelous, a self-realized cracknob. And I thought this place was getting predictable.

[identity profile] witchmaker.livejournal.com 2008-08-02 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
[ Getting stared at. Okaaaay. ]

... What?
contract_star: (you think there will be puppies?)

[personal profile] contract_star 2008-08-02 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
[Hei is lurking near the bar, debating whether he wants a drink. Ooh, newcomer!]

You must be new. Welcome to the Astral Plane.

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[identity profile] anjelsword.livejournal.com 2008-08-02 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
[Facepalm]

[identity profile] brigadiertardis.livejournal.com 2008-08-02 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
...why are you conversing with yourself?

[identity profile] anjelsword.livejournal.com 2008-08-02 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
I wasn't talking about you laddie. I'm sure your the king's own Champion when it comes to being cracked clear through the center.

[identity profile] witchmaker.livejournal.com 2008-08-02 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
Japan? [ She thinks for a moment. ] Mmm, there are a few people from there hanging around here. Li and Misaki are, at least.

I was asking if you were new, though. Haven't seen you around before.

[identity profile] brigadiertardis.livejournal.com 2008-08-02 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
You are here. Is there any reason I should not be?

[identity profile] shinypaws.livejournal.com 2008-08-02 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
[Wolf!Ammy is coming to say hi! And leaving her trail of flowers and grass.]

Ah! Hello! Hm, are you new here, then?
lamb_of_gold: (wat?)

[personal profile] lamb_of_gold 2008-08-02 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
[Just kinda watching, and listenin' and wondering WTF]

[identity profile] witchmaker.livejournal.com 2008-08-02 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
Merc? Oh, a mercenary, right? I have a friend who was one for a while.

Angela. Nice to meet you, Deadpool.

[identity profile] shinypaws.livejournal.com 2008-08-02 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
...Artwork? You can tell something like that? How interesting!

[identity profile] anjelsword.livejournal.com 2008-08-02 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
I've no notion what 'Brigadoon' might be, I'm no lady [fff goddamn dress], and no part of a Player's troupe, either. Aniki Forfrysning. I'm a rusher myself. Mercenary, as none hear seem to know the term.

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