Deadpool (
mercwamouth) wrote in
realityshifted2008-08-01 11:43 pm
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001 - A New Challenger Approaches
[Deadpool arrives in the plane, notices his change in surroundings.]
Hm. That can't be good.
[His thoughts turn to vague memories of a shop and two twins.]
Last time I fall asleep during a Stephen King marathon. Those kids from "The Shining" give me nightmares every time. Not as bad as the Olsen Twins, though...
[He begins to ascertain his location.]
Hm... I'm getting... crossover vibes? Maybe it's another event. Nah. Definitely seems like this place isn't a world I'm familiar with. I'm communicating in text form without yellow boxes or bubbles. So cold.
[A startling revelation comes to him.]
Oh no... fan fiction!? I can only take so much! Listen, you, my other writers were important paid people. You on the other hand are just some bored college student with too much free time. I could kill you if I needed to.
[Trust me, this will be fun. Besides, you're not doing anything until your next series starts up anyway.]
Well... I suppose I have some time to kill. And I guess I would probably just end up watching most of these guys on Cartoon Network anyway.
[There's also a bar over there.]
Hm... OK. I trust you for now. But if I end up sleeping with one of those dudes who look like chicks, you're a dead man.
[Deadpool heads into the bar where he is astonished to find a very colorful cast of characters, some of which he recognizes from his time watching TV in Japan, though he can't place most of them. He slides up a part of his mask so that he may take a drink. His disfigured face is partially revealed for the duration. He has a seat and begins looking for someone to offer him a... warmer welcome.]
I think I like the way you make me think, sir.
Hm. That can't be good.
[His thoughts turn to vague memories of a shop and two twins.]
Last time I fall asleep during a Stephen King marathon. Those kids from "The Shining" give me nightmares every time. Not as bad as the Olsen Twins, though...
[He begins to ascertain his location.]
Hm... I'm getting... crossover vibes? Maybe it's another event. Nah. Definitely seems like this place isn't a world I'm familiar with. I'm communicating in text form without yellow boxes or bubbles. So cold.
[A startling revelation comes to him.]
Oh no... fan fiction!? I can only take so much! Listen, you, my other writers were important paid people. You on the other hand are just some bored college student with too much free time. I could kill you if I needed to.
[Trust me, this will be fun. Besides, you're not doing anything until your next series starts up anyway.]
Well... I suppose I have some time to kill. And I guess I would probably just end up watching most of these guys on Cartoon Network anyway.
[There's also a bar over there.]
Hm... OK. I trust you for now. But if I end up sleeping with one of those dudes who look like chicks, you're a dead man.
[Deadpool heads into the bar where he is astonished to find a very colorful cast of characters, some of which he recognizes from his time watching TV in Japan, though he can't place most of them. He slides up a part of his mask so that he may take a drink. His disfigured face is partially revealed for the duration. He has a seat and begins looking for someone to offer him a... warmer welcome.]
I think I like the way you make me think, sir.

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