21 December 2008 @ 12:41 am
 
[ KAITO here, in a spot of the Plane not currently occupied by a bar or a theater or a forest, and he is singing. He has a glowy blue blob in his hands, which is flashing and flickering in time with the music, which it also seems to be producing. He has his eyes closed and looks pleased, even if the song's lyrics are on the sad side. ]

 
 
Dammit, and I was hoping that there was a new strip club in town. There's only so many times you can watch a hooker pole dance before it's the same thing every time you go. Or, with the cheaper ones, it literally is the same every time.

{He takes that as a chance to pull out his Vicodin and swallow a few}

This really is a bad trip, though. Which is funny, because I never get bad trips. I would almost say that I'm asleep or hallucinating, but since I haven't gotten shot or in an accident lately, the second one is kind of unlikely. Oh, that and the fact that my ear still hurts from talking to Cuddy five minutes ago, can't be asleep.

There's a lot of sci-fi plots that go like this, I think. Random person ends up in a random place, hijinks ensue. But unfortunately, I'm not a good candidate for those kinds of things. Bum leg kind of prevents me from running away from the threat of the week. I could totally take an alien in a cane fight, though. But bad science fiction plot devices aside, I guess I've got...

{He looks at his watch}

"X" number of minutes until my trip is over and I get to go back to my very happy job of avoiding clinic duty for another hour and a half. With any luck, whatever drug made me think about some kind of weird observatory with a...coliseum in it will last long enough that I can miss the whole thing. Or at least tell Cuddy that I'm too hungover to do clinic duty so she'll have to get a nurse to do it. Like she already should be.

Hopefully I can look back and laugh at this later, since it sucks now. Or maybe I can just figure out what it was and give some to Wilson, and laugh at him.

...Actually, that sounds like a plan.
 
 
Deadpool
21 December 2008 @ 02:53 pm
[Deadpool appears next to the chair of plastic explosives he brought to the Plane a while back. He begins to break it down into clumps and starts wiring them.]

[What are you doing?]

What's it look like?

[Boom time.]

[But we aren't getting paid.]

[Again.]

[So why are we wasting the last of our munitions?]

[And our last good chair.]

This part isn't about money. This is about the principle.

[And fun.]

And fun.

[Yeah, yeah, whatever, fine. Just don't use our TiVo as a missile shield next.]

Worked in "Tropic Thunder".

[Hey, where was the spoiler alert?]
 
 
Current Mood: working
 
 
21 December 2008 @ 08:09 pm
 
[One is standing.

His posture is immaculate as ever, but there is a contradictory feel to his body that hints at both the casual and the tense, a taut equilibrium that adds the slightest hint of individuality to an otherwise uniform manner. It could be observed that in his right hand he is holding, loosely, a straight razor. His head is tilted every so slightly, as if he is intensely focused on a sound inaudible to anyone else.

One is standing, and has been since the very second that the day turned. He has made no movement in all that time, except for one: every hour, on the hour, the straight razor's blade slides out and is then smartly clicked back into the handle.]


(ooc: backdated to the 20th!!)
 
 
BK-201
21 December 2008 @ 08:59 pm
[Hei appears on the Plane amidst a flurry of snowflakes. He's not drunk this time, though he looks like he hasn't really been sleeping at all. Plus he looks like he's been in a bad fight recently thanks Deadpool. At least he's dressed for the weather.]

[He does look annoyed, though. Why? Well, that might be because of the rabite currently attached to his ankle. Hei growls a little and starts shaking his leg, trying to dislodge the thing.]


Goddamn it...

[Finally he just glows blue and electrocutes the rabite. The rabite gives a little squeak and...pops like a balloon it's canon D:. He sort of stares at where the rabite was in mild shock for a moment before he groans and runs his fingers through his hair.]

Monsters, webs, and I'm pretty sure that was a shrine before and not...Fenton whatever. And what the hell is a piece of London doing in Sapporo? The sudden temples at least make sense.

Some Christmas.
 
 
21 December 2008 @ 10:08 pm
[Drusilla has returned to the Plane once more, and she still appears to be largely un-phased by any of the things she sees. Although she isn't accompanied by Miss Edith this time, she does have an basket filled with daisies.]

They never grow for me. Even when I ask them to.

[She sits down on the non-existent ground, her white dress pooling gracefully around her. Humming softly to herself, Drusilla begins to plait the daisies into chains.]