….oh, what the hell.

Seriously? There better be a trap door or something here somewhere, so I can get where I need to be fast, before someone shoots me or my kids or Andy.

Someone shooting Andy might be a good idea, actually. It might give him a reality check. Maybe someone will do it when he leaves for boot camp. But that's not the point. The point is that I need to get out of here now, before U-Turn throws a temper tantrum.

Trade secret, if anyone can hear me; pissing off a drug lord who doesn't see the point in keeping you alive in the first place is a very bad idea. Especially when he knows where you live.

--have I told anyone where the kids go, when I die? I know I told Lupita but I just fired her, because of the very big debt I have to pay so I can't pay her, but I think she's the only one I told. Great. Andy is going to get my kids.

Okay, Nancy. Keep it together. You've been in worse situations. At least you don't have a lot of guns pointed at you right now. Just breathe, and try to find a way out of here, so that you can keep on going with your very dangerous job and maybe get shot or shot at, either one.


((She's a drug dealer. FYI. :O))

[White Fang looked around and scented the air, for all appearances a large, lone gray wolf. There was no breeze at all, no movement nearby. Those strange smelling human children, that woman who acted nothing like a squaw... They must have brought him somewhere else. He found himself on a foreign surface, no texture beneath his paws, nothing at all like the Wild or the human camps and forts he'd experienced thus far.

He continued moving, alert for game - he'd need to eat soon. Although old enough to be confident, he was still afraid of the unknown, and remained cautious.]

[Aniki staggers onto the plane, dropping, rolling, and narrowly avoiding the series of flaming debris that comes with her. Beams and bits of furniture smash to the ground, either blazing brighter for a few moments as they explode or bouncing and skittering across the plane in crackles of sparks.

When she staggers to her feet she winces and clutches her arm.]

Mother, Maid, and Crone. One moment I'm here and the next I pop away home and the sarden building is on fire! Any lad or lass about who cares to explain what just happened?

[Ryotarou appears on the Plane, followed almost immediately by Firo. They look at each other for a moment, silent...]

Was that just...?

You mean I wasn't just...?

[Firo pauses. Frowns. Rubs his face.]

Hell. No wonder all the trains have been running late today.

I don't think that was my fault...

(ooc: Partial merge being felt. Also, because these guys are dorks and still don't know each other's name, it would be great if you could try not to make them find out. ♥)

[Willow finally leaves the Plane, only to pop back in five minutes later, looking highly annoyed and not pleased about finding out time passes, now.]

...

No.

If anyone wants to advise me to not track down the Twins and find out what the heck is going on, now would be the time to do so.

Has anyone else noticed time's started passing when you're on the Plane, or is it just me?

[Yuuto appears on the plane, looking somewhat exhausted. Not to mention frustrated. There's a rather noticeable coffee stain on his shirt. Either he's really bad at handling his drinks or his girlfriend got mad. It's probably the latter. He mumbles to himself as he's trying to clean it off with a towel, to no avail. White shirts are doomed no matter how you look at it.]

Why won't they understand? And it's not like they'll believe me, either... and I can't go back right now.

Damn it.

[this time-passing-while-he's-on-the-Plane thing? Marluxia is not pleased about it. For one, his visits are pretty much limited to when he sleeps - since during his waking hours, he needs to keep track of Sora's progress through Oblivion and in general making sure no one outside of a few select people knows of his scheme to overthrow the Organization. The Plane was a good place to think away from all that, and it was an added bonus that Larxene could access it as well.

But now...]

How inconvenient.

[Ikki is limping, occasionally crawling toward Amaterasu's forest, clutching his thigh, which is bleeding pretty profusely from a sword stabbing. He really SHOULD pop off the plane and get himself to a hospital, but then people might start asking questions and&mdash this is a Parts War, after all, he can't just give up—

—unless of course he falls. It's becoming increasingly difficult to move and all. He staggers to his feet once more.]

Damn... cheating bastards...

[ooc: Sorry for the spam, but bleeding takes priority.]

[Ammy appears in a burst of light.]

It was morning! And when I went back...

[She starts whining and pacing back and forth.] No, no, this is terrible!

[ooc: Amaterasu has found out what happens to Nippon when the sun disappears for a half hour--DARKNESS, DEATH AND DEMONS :|]

[Misaki appears, arms clasped behind her back, pacing quietly.]

First, the languages. Then the stars. Now this. [She stops.] I think we have more to worry about here than the Twins trying to toy with our minds.

This is getting ridiculous. A walk up to Taurus temple should not end up with me passing through here again.

[Cy comes thundering onto the plane in Wild Road form, and promptly skids to a halt and falls over herself before staggering back to her feet.]

Ace?

Marsebref?

Hey! Where'd my Road go?

It's going to cause problems.

{Diva is leaning against the outside wall of the ballroom that she brought, but slides down so that's she sitting. Diva is pale to begin with, but now? Her skin is ghostly pale. And she continues talking, mostly to herself.}

Ne, if time passes now, that's really a problem. Obviously, if Amshel was so worried. I'm not surprised, but it's not like I can't come here anymore. I guess it's fine that he assumed I was leaving, but it seems like a lot.

{She shivers slightly, rubbing her arms with a humorless laugh} I don't think I'd mind anymore. I knew it was changing, but if it was changing to be like it was then, then it's not worth it. Ne, but I don't think I have anywhere to hide anymore.

I hope this is something that will change back to "normal".

[Dino appears on the Plane, his hands shoved in his pockets.]

I got up this morning and decided to visit a cafe I liked. Only when I got to where it was suppose to be, there was a ramen place there instead. The people there were all Japanese too. Anyone want to tell me who else I'm merging with?

[ Angela has a shopping bag with a logo on it in her hands, and she's peering into it, frowning. ]

Not that this stuff isn't nice, but... Where did the normal stores go? The girl behind the counter wasn't even dancing.

[Nine appears on the plane and instantly whips his head around, surprised to see the familiar stars extending in all directions rather than yet another stretch of TARDIS hallway]

That's... not where I was going, actually. [commence operation talking-to-himself-because-no-one-else-smart-enough-is-within-the-immediate-vicinity] And the fade-in, that's unusual. Could be some kind of a malfunction in the machine, causing it to leak and bleed through.

Anyone else having this problem today?

There is a tiny, irritated voice on the plane. Why is it tiny and irritated? Because Firo is tiny and irritated. He is about six inches tall, though currently he is out of sight and trapped underneath his hat.]

The hell is going on?! I go home after seeing the damn time train thing and I've been missing a day and there are weird animals all over the place!

[Juni appears to be making a lot of fast dives onto the plane lately huh? This time it actually is a dive, rolling and fast skidding and all... Eventually she comes to a halt and pushes herself up into a sitting expression... She's not visibly injured but she does appear to be in tears and fairly scared] No! No!

[Takes a deep breath and stands] This shouldn't be happening! It can't! I mean... [Doubles over and stares at the ground]

[Softer] I really need a drink.