Hammers and Badges, oh my!

[witchmaker.livejournal.com]

[ Having had it up to here with the kids from the castle getting into her stuff from her journey, Angela's finally decided to make use of the Plane's nifty storage abilities. She brings a chest with a large lock on it first, and scoots it behind the kitchen. She vanishes once more, and when she returns, she has her arms full of stuff-- coins, claws, statues that resemble the elemental spirits, a flute, some rope, large seeds, pots of oil, a badge with a bear-like creature detailed on it, and a hammer. Unfortunately, the amount of crap in her arms makes it difficult to see, and Angela trips over her own feet before she can get to the trunk. Stuff goes everywhere, and just as Angela's about to hit the ground herself, the hammer comes tumbling down on her head, and she promptly vanishes with a loud *POP!* ]

(OOC: Feel free to play with any of the things Angela's brought with her, but the two main items of interest are the moogle badge and chibikko hammer. The badge will turn the wearer into a moogle, and isn't exactly easy to remove any longer. The hammer will shrink whoever is bopped by it to about six inches tall, and the effects are only reversed by another hit with the hammer. Potential for Plane and reality hijinks? Oh yes. )

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[immortalmistake.livejournal.com]

[LSKADJ WHAT JUST HAPPENED? Have a Firo running over.] Angie? Where-- [He slips on something else that fell and lands on top of the moogle badge, which stabs him.] Ow!

[Moogle'd]

[witchmaker.livejournal.com]

[ Mini!Angela pushes a dreamsee herb off of herself and rubs her head. ] Goddess, I am never going to get used to--

[ Blink. There's a moogle midst her mess. ]

[immortalmistake.livejournal.com]

[YEAH FIRO IS SORT OF WTFING RIGHT NOW. And he spots itty bitty Angie and sort of just... stares.] Angie? What's going on, kupo?

[...........wtfjustcameoutofhismouth.]

[witchmaker.livejournal.com]

Firo?! [ Angela pushes a coin out of her way and stares up at him. ] You're a...

[ Excuse Angela while she covers her mouth, Firo. She's really trying not to laugh. Really. ]

[immortalmistake.livejournal.com]

[He clambers to his feet and realizes he is very short. And there are paws. WHY ARE THERE PAWS, KUPO?]

Angie! What.... how.... What the hell, kupo?! [ALKSDJ THAT SOUND. AND WHY IS HIS VOICE ALL FUNNY. NOT MANLY, THIS SITUATION IS.]

[witchmaker.livejournal.com]

You-- you-- The moogle badge... [ She'd probably make more sense if she wasn't stifling laughter. ]

[immortalmistake.livejournal.com]

The what? Why are you small, kupo? [LAKSJDLAKSDJSAD] How do I fix this, kupo!!

[witchmaker.livejournal.com]

I got hit with the chibikko hammer. We can fix it, I just need to get hit again... [ She folds her arms. ... And covers her mouth again at the last kupo. ] We just need to get the badge off you, and you'll go back to normal.

[immortalmistake.livejournal.com]

This isn't funny, kupo! [He picks up the hammer dubiously and gives her a light tap with it.]

[witchmaker.livejournal.com]

[ *POP!* And she's back to normal. ] I'm sorry, just... the kupo... [ Giggle, she presses his little moogle nose, then looks him over. ] Let's see about that badge.

[ She turns him around then. ] ... ... Firo.

[immortalmistake.livejournal.com]

What, kup-- [He claps a paw--LKASJDPAW--over his mouth.]

[contract_star]

[Is still hanging around the kitchen when he sees Angela disappear!]

Angela?

[Looks around, since she doesn't seem to be coming back. And looks at the mess.]

Hm. [He starts gathering things so he can put them away, starting with the hammer.]

[witchmaker.livejournal.com]

[ Slow, bubbling giggles. Oh, Firo, she's sorry, but she can't help it. ]

It's on your butt.

[witchmaker.livejournal.com]

[ There's a miniature Angela in that mess and she's just been gathered. She wriggles. ] Li! Stop, don't lock me in there!

[immortalmistake.livejournal.com]

[SO NOT AMUSED. This would be Firo smacking you with the chibikko hammer again, Angela, and not as gently either. :| ]

[witchmaker.livejournal.com]

[ *POP!* Angela's six inches tall again and rubbing her head. ] Ow! Jerk, what was that for?

[immortalmistake.livejournal.com]

What do you think it was for, kupo? [Yeah, he's sulking and it's frigging adorable.] Stop laughing at me, kupo!

[witchmaker.livejournal.com]

[ Angela crosses her arms and looks away. Even miniature, she can cop an attitude. ] If you're going to be like that, I just won't help you.

[immortalmistake.livejournal.com]

[Grumbles and gives her another gentle tap.]

[witchmaker.livejournal.com]

[ Angela's back to her normal size, and she quickly relieves him of the hammer, tapping him on the head with it. She ruffles mini!moogle!Firo's ears with one finger. ] That's for being such a grouch.

[contract_star]

[Okay, Angela's voice just came from the mess! Freakout in 3, 2 1--]

Wah! [Stumbles and drops a few things, including the flute.]

A-Angela? Where--? [Annnnnd steps on the flute, which rolls away. And Hei goes down with a crash. If Angela is lucky she lands on Hei's tummy.]

[...Which won't matter for long, since this is the Plane and STUPID COINCIDENCES LIKE THAT HAPPEN, the hammer sails high and hits Hei on the way down. Yep. Tiny!Angela? Meet tiny!Hei!]

[witchmaker.livejournal.com]

[ Tiny Angela is on top of tiny Hei, looking a bit dizzy. It's kind of traumatizing falling that far when you're itty bitty, even with a soft landing. ] Worse than... cannon travel...

[contract_star]

[Oh shit, there's an Angela sitting on him. Where did she come from??]

Oh, there you are. Where were you? I thought I heard your voice in...in...

[And he gets a good look of his surroundings.]

What--what the hell happened?!

[witchmaker.livejournal.com]

Well, you picked me up, then you must've gotten hit with the hammer. [ Specifically that hammer of massive proportions over there. ] It has a way of doing that, trust me. We just need someone to hit us again and we'll be back to normal.

[ Too bad there's no one else around... ]

[immortalmistake.livejournal.com]

[LAKJSDASD HUGE ANGELA. Yes, Firo is now about the size of a baby bunny.] H-hey, kupo! Change me back!