Hammers and Badges, oh my!

[witchmaker.livejournal.com]

[ Having had it up to here with the kids from the castle getting into her stuff from her journey, Angela's finally decided to make use of the Plane's nifty storage abilities. She brings a chest with a large lock on it first, and scoots it behind the kitchen. She vanishes once more, and when she returns, she has her arms full of stuff-- coins, claws, statues that resemble the elemental spirits, a flute, some rope, large seeds, pots of oil, a badge with a bear-like creature detailed on it, and a hammer. Unfortunately, the amount of crap in her arms makes it difficult to see, and Angela trips over her own feet before she can get to the trunk. Stuff goes everywhere, and just as Angela's about to hit the ground herself, the hammer comes tumbling down on her head, and she promptly vanishes with a loud *POP!* ]

(OOC: Feel free to play with any of the things Angela's brought with her, but the two main items of interest are the moogle badge and chibikko hammer. The badge will turn the wearer into a moogle, and isn't exactly easy to remove any longer. The hammer will shrink whoever is bopped by it to about six inches tall, and the effects are only reversed by another hit with the hammer. Potential for Plane and reality hijinks? Oh yes. )

Comments

[immortalmistake.livejournal.com]

[YEAH FIRO IS SORT OF WTFING RIGHT NOW. And he spots itty bitty Angie and sort of just... stares.] Angie? What's going on, kupo?

[...........wtfjustcameoutofhismouth.]

[witchmaker.livejournal.com]

Firo?! [ Angela pushes a coin out of her way and stares up at him. ] You're a...

[ Excuse Angela while she covers her mouth, Firo. She's really trying not to laugh. Really. ]

[immortalmistake.livejournal.com]

[He clambers to his feet and realizes he is very short. And there are paws. WHY ARE THERE PAWS, KUPO?]

Angie! What.... how.... What the hell, kupo?! [ALKSDJ THAT SOUND. AND WHY IS HIS VOICE ALL FUNNY. NOT MANLY, THIS SITUATION IS.]

[witchmaker.livejournal.com]

You-- you-- The moogle badge... [ She'd probably make more sense if she wasn't stifling laughter. ]

[immortalmistake.livejournal.com]

The what? Why are you small, kupo? [LAKSJDLAKSDJSAD] How do I fix this, kupo!!

[witchmaker.livejournal.com]

I got hit with the chibikko hammer. We can fix it, I just need to get hit again... [ She folds her arms. ... And covers her mouth again at the last kupo. ] We just need to get the badge off you, and you'll go back to normal.

[immortalmistake.livejournal.com]

This isn't funny, kupo! [He picks up the hammer dubiously and gives her a light tap with it.]

[witchmaker.livejournal.com]

[ *POP!* And she's back to normal. ] I'm sorry, just... the kupo... [ Giggle, she presses his little moogle nose, then looks him over. ] Let's see about that badge.

[ She turns him around then. ] ... ... Firo.

[immortalmistake.livejournal.com]

What, kup-- [He claps a paw--LKASJDPAW--over his mouth.]

[witchmaker.livejournal.com]

[ Slow, bubbling giggles. Oh, Firo, she's sorry, but she can't help it. ]

It's on your butt.

[immortalmistake.livejournal.com]

[SO NOT AMUSED. This would be Firo smacking you with the chibikko hammer again, Angela, and not as gently either. :| ]

[witchmaker.livejournal.com]

[ *POP!* Angela's six inches tall again and rubbing her head. ] Ow! Jerk, what was that for?

[immortalmistake.livejournal.com]

What do you think it was for, kupo? [Yeah, he's sulking and it's frigging adorable.] Stop laughing at me, kupo!

[witchmaker.livejournal.com]

[ Angela crosses her arms and looks away. Even miniature, she can cop an attitude. ] If you're going to be like that, I just won't help you.

[immortalmistake.livejournal.com]

[Grumbles and gives her another gentle tap.]

[witchmaker.livejournal.com]

[ Angela's back to her normal size, and she quickly relieves him of the hammer, tapping him on the head with it. She ruffles mini!moogle!Firo's ears with one finger. ] That's for being such a grouch.

[immortalmistake.livejournal.com]

[LAKJSDASD HUGE ANGELA. Yes, Firo is now about the size of a baby bunny.] H-hey, kupo! Change me back!

[witchmaker.livejournal.com]

Not until we get this fixed. Can't have you getting hammer happy again, and if moogle Firo hits hard, I don't want to know how normal Firo would hit. I'd get in trouble of I came back from here with a bump on my head. [ Said hammer is placed in the trunk for the time being. ]

Now, let's see. [ She picks up the little moogle and turns him over. ] Hmm, you sure got this thing stuck on here good.

[immortalmistake.livejournal.com]

['Good' is more like 'hopelessly tangled in his thick, plush fur and wound tightly into his clothes. He squirms.] P-put me down, kupo! That's not--this isn't--I won't hit anyone, all right, kupo! Just fix me!

[buckingbronco.livejournal.com]

[Here is Dino wandering over. He's apparently gone back home at some point since he's dressed, although he isn't wearing his coat] Angela, what's going on? [Looks at the Firo-Moogle] And what is that thing?

[witchmaker.livejournal.com]

[ Angela presses a finger on Firo's little fuzzy head, hoping he'll calm down long enough to let her get that badge off. ] I'm trying, if you would quit moving. You know, for a boy who never combs his hair--

[ It's a Dino! ] Oh! Hey you. It's a grumpy little thing, that's what it is. You'll see, if I can get this badge off him.

[immortalmistake.livejournal.com]

[If being the key word. The very key word, because he's squirming free, leaping onto the nearest tabletop and making a break for it. Like a bunny. FORGET CHANGING BACK, HE'S NOT LETTING DINO SEE WHO HE IS.]

[buckingbronco.livejournal.com]

[Makes a grab at the moggle-Firo thinking he's Angela's pet and it would be a good idea to let it get away]

[witchmaker.livejournal.com]

[ Angela sighs as he bolts. ] Really, you're being so childish about this. Do you want me to help or not?

[immortalmistake.livejournal.com]

[Starts to snap back an answer but LKLKASD EVEN TINY AND MOOGLED, WHAT IF DINO RECOGNIZES HIS VOICE? He freezes for a second and is grabbed. Have a ridiculously soft, fuzzy thing squirreling around in your hands, Dino.]