realityshifted | Hammers and Badges, oh my!

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seiken densetsu 3 (da) angela

Hammers and Badges, oh my!

[ Having had it up to here with the kids from the castle getting into her stuff from her journey, Angela's finally decided to make use of the Plane's nifty storage abilities. She brings a chest with a large lock on it first, and scoots it behind the kitchen. She vanishes once more, and when she returns, she has her arms full of stuff-- coins, claws, statues that resemble the elemental spirits, a flute, some rope, large seeds, pots of oil, a badge with a bear-like creature detailed on it, and a hammer. Unfortunately, the amount of crap in her arms makes it difficult to see, and Angela trips over her own feet before she can get to the trunk. Stuff goes everywhere, and just as Angela's about to hit the ground herself, the hammer comes tumbling down on her head, and she promptly vanishes with a loud *POP!* ]

(OOC: Feel free to play with any of the things Angela's brought with her, but the two main items of interest are the moogle badge and chibikko hammer. The badge will turn the wearer into a moogle, and isn't exactly easy to remove any longer. The hammer will shrink whoever is bopped by it to about six inches tall, and the effects are only reversed by another hit with the hammer. Potential for Plane and reality hijinks? Oh yes. )

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[ There's a miniature Angela in that mess and she's just been gathered. She wriggles. ] Li! Stop, don't lock me in there!

[Okay, Angela's voice just came from the mess! Freakout in 3, 2 1--]

Wah! [Stumbles and drops a few things, including the flute.]

A-Angela? Where--? [Annnnnd steps on the flute, which rolls away. And Hei goes down with a crash. If Angela is lucky she lands on Hei's tummy.]

[...Which won't matter for long, since this is the Plane and STUPID COINCIDENCES LIKE THAT HAPPEN, the hammer sails high and hits Hei on the way down. Yep. Tiny!Angela? Meet tiny!Hei!]

[ Tiny Angela is on top of tiny Hei, looking a bit dizzy. It's kind of traumatizing falling that far when you're itty bitty, even with a soft landing. ] Worse than... cannon travel...

[Oh shit, there's an Angela sitting on him. Where did she come from??]

Oh, there you are. Where were you? I thought I heard your voice in...in...

[And he gets a good look of his surroundings.]

What--what the hell happened?!

Well, you picked me up, then you must've gotten hit with the hammer. [ Specifically that hammer of massive proportions over there. ] It has a way of doing that, trust me. We just need someone to hit us again and we'll be back to normal.

[ Too bad there's no one else around... ]

[Guess who's come to the bar for a drink? Guess who notices the mess and bends over to pick things up? ...and hey, what weird little dolls. What weird little dolls that look exactly like people she knows. What weird little moving, talking dolls that look exactly like people she knows.

....yeah, brainbreak.]

The hammer? The hammer made everything turn gigantic? What kind of hammer does that?!

[OH MY FUCKING GOD ITS A GIGANTIC MISAKI. Misaki's brainbreak, meet Hei's brainbreak!]

It turned us tiny, not everything else--

[ Oh, hey! Someone who can help! ] Hi Misaki! Can you give us a hand?

[Still sort of brainbroken. So doesn't believe you two are real, sorry. And here, Hei, have a OMFG GIGANTIC MISAKI FINGER poking at you.]

Tiny? How do we change back? I can't be tiny! I'm--[The terrifying Black Reaper!]--I just can't be tiny!

[fjkdaljfkdlasj HOLY SHITFUCK GIANT FINGER.] Wah! [And Hei would be hiding behind a gigantic seed now.]

I just told you, the hammer, we just... You're not listening, are you?

[ Nope, in fact, he's cowering behind a seed. Angela sighs and looks up at Misaki. ] Misaki, pick up that hammer and tap me with it, would you?

[Picks the hammer up gingerly. Starting to sink in that YEAH, THEY ARE REAL. And that means... Staring at Tiny!Hei. OMFG tiny Hei. She reaches out even more gingerly and picks him up by the back of the shirt.]

[SCRAMBLES TO GET AWAY AND FAILS. Is now dangling uselessly.]

Misaki! Misaki, put me down!

[fjaklfjdka! But, Hei is Hei, so he tosses a wire to wrap around another of Misaki's fingers, tugs it tight, yanks himself out of her grip and rappels to the ground.]

[ Angela facepalms. ] Oh yeah, it'll be fine, I'll just take these to the Plane to keep the children from playing with them. Look how that turned out.

Edited 2008-07-31 03:03 (UTC)

[And now Misaki will be breaking into tear-causing, bellyaching, absolutely helpless silent laughter. Because holy god in heaven. Tiny Hei just repelled off her finger.]

It's not funny!

Just be glad you didn't wind up with the moogle badge, Li. We'd have to peel her off the floor, she'd be laughing so hard.

[Guess who just found the badge in question? She examines it for a moment, gives a wicked little grin, and picks Hei up again and sticks it to his clothes, being careful not to poke him.]

What badge? [Looks at what Misaki is now holding.] Oh, no...

[TRIES TO RUN BUT DOESN'T GET FAR.] M-Misaki, wait, don't--

[Poof! Moogle'd.]

Wah! Now what? ...Kupo?

[ Angela's just imitating her icon, don't mind her. ]

[Holds him gently in her cupped hands. Yeah, if Misaki could squee? SHE TOTALLY WOULD BE RIGHT NOW.]

Misaki! What did you do to me, kupo? ...Why did I just say that, kupo?

...I'm fuzzy! Why am I fuzzy, kupo?!

[Moogley flail!]

You've been turned into a moogle, Li. Moogles are fuzzy and say kupo.

[ Angela leans on an Undine statue. Somehow she doubts she's going to get un-mini'd any time soon. ]

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