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It's too bad we can't move a bed here.

Maybe a few appliances, some food.

A TV or two.

Computer.

Oh, and maybe the kitchen sink.

I like to mean it when I say I live in a black abyss.

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[Stomach rumbling.]

I've started to notice the general lack of food here, too. Not sure I'd trust any food I found here, anyway.

[Stomach rumbles again. Who does he think he's kidding, anyway?]

Have you tried living in a grocery store, by any chance?

[Smirks.] I'd have run out of food before the month was out.

Also, people tend to frown on the idea.

[Rather dreamy smile.] It would be nice, though. For that one month.

So, do you have the metabolism of a speeding bullet or something?

Heh, so people tell me.

They say I'll balloon out once I hit thirty, so I figure I should make do with the time I have.

I salute you, and bet you'll balloon out by the time you reach twenty-five.

[Grins.] I'm hoping to at least make it to twenty-eight.

I'm Li Shengshun, by the way.

Axel.

Juuuust Axel.

For good measure, I'll say 26.

Nice to meet you, Axel. Can I ask where you're from?

Well, it also depends on whether I end up sharing all that food.

A Nobody never reveals all his secrets on the first conversation.

And I hope you aren't going to eat an entire grocery store.

[Ah, someone else who acts like a Contractor. Hei feels right at home.]

Definitely a wise decision, I think.

Oh, bricks, fixtures and all. [Smirk.]

Heh.

A growing boy needs his protein, I guess.

[Nodding emphatically.] Absolutely.

You're a little old to be a growing boy.

Ah, but your brain doesn't stop growing until about 25.

I tried bringing some food with me and it worked. I've never tried carrying anything larger, though.

If you can bring the bed, let me know.

Even a recliner would be great.

Unluckily I can't try, I don't have a bed... I usually sleep on a hammock. I could try bringing that, but there's nothing to hang it to.

Then bring a tree. They'd really make the effect.

Good idea! I wonder where I can find a tree at Water Seven... Hm... [Thinks]

But if we're going to sleep here, we'd need to bring food too. Lots of food.

Let me know if you can move a tree up here.

Sure will!

[Disappears. The idiot is really looking for a tree now.]

You can, actually.

I really want to bring the kitchen sink, for effect.

[laughs] As long as you aren't chained to it.

Who would chain themselves to the keeper of dirty dishes?

Housewives, according to the phrase.

Most housewives would skin you for that one, I hope you know.

I haven't met a housewife who doesn't like me. .... 'less I'm with Gene, or in any way associate myself with him. Guilty by association.

It's not very warm here though.

Maybe you should try to move a heater here, too.

Bring a few fires and blankets.

I've got blankets covered if you bring the firewood.

As long as I'm not responsible for the marsh mellows and scary stories.

Not a very happy camper now, are we?

You seem like you'd know a lot of scary stories.

I know one or two. And they all start in a black abyss.

Kind of like this one.

Well, then you'd better save them until we've got a fire going, and are nice and comfy in our sleeping bags.

You're bringing a sleeping bag?

What, no trees and spooky bats?

I think it makes the whole "smores and scary stories around a campfire" thing more realistic.

Realism's for wimps.

You prefer the trees and the spooky bats?

Maybe. I did grow kinda attached to them, after all.

Well, if the spooky bats are your thing. Have fun trying to get 'em here. [grin.]

Oh, you know me. Ingenuity is my middle name.

Apparently.

I sleep here sometimes. And I set up an area for homework.

Why, because here feels more real than the non-abyss void we call home?

[a bit surprised he realized that] Well, it does but that's probably just something they did to us.

You think the fairy dust is that powerful, huh?

I'm pretty sure they don't have fairies involved.

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