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It's too bad we can't move a bed here.

Maybe a few appliances, some food.

A TV or two.

Computer.

Oh, and maybe the kitchen sink.

I like to mean it when I say I live in a black abyss.

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[Stomach rumbling.]

I've started to notice the general lack of food here, too. Not sure I'd trust any food I found here, anyway.

[Stomach rumbles again. Who does he think he's kidding, anyway?]

Have you tried living in a grocery store, by any chance?

[Smirks.] I'd have run out of food before the month was out.

Also, people tend to frown on the idea.

[Rather dreamy smile.] It would be nice, though. For that one month.

I tried bringing some food with me and it worked. I've never tried carrying anything larger, though.

So, do you have the metabolism of a speeding bullet or something?

If you can bring the bed, let me know.

Even a recliner would be great.

Unluckily I can't try, I don't have a bed... I usually sleep on a hammock. I could try bringing that, but there's nothing to hang it to.

You can, actually.

It's not very warm here though.

Maybe you should try to move a heater here, too.

Heh, so people tell me.

They say I'll balloon out once I hit thirty, so I figure I should make do with the time I have.

I sleep here sometimes. And I set up an area for homework.

I really want to bring the kitchen sink, for effect.

Bring a few fires and blankets.

Why, because here feels more real than the non-abyss void we call home?

Then bring a tree. They'd really make the effect.

I salute you, and bet you'll balloon out by the time you reach twenty-five.

I've got blankets covered if you bring the firewood.

Good idea! I wonder where I can find a tree at Water Seven... Hm... [Thinks]

But if we're going to sleep here, we'd need to bring food too. Lots of food.

As long as I'm not responsible for the marsh mellows and scary stories.

Let me know if you can move a tree up here.

Sure will!

[Disappears. The idiot is really looking for a tree now.]

[Grins.] I'm hoping to at least make it to twenty-eight.

I'm Li Shengshun, by the way.

[laughs] As long as you aren't chained to it.

Not a very happy camper now, are we?

You seem like you'd know a lot of scary stories.

[a bit surprised he realized that] Well, it does but that's probably just something they did to us.

Axel.

Juuuust Axel.

For good measure, I'll say 26.

Who would chain themselves to the keeper of dirty dishes?

I know one or two. And they all start in a black abyss.

Kind of like this one.

You think the fairy dust is that powerful, huh?

Nice to meet you, Axel. Can I ask where you're from?

Well, it also depends on whether I end up sharing all that food.

A Nobody never reveals all his secrets on the first conversation.

And I hope you aren't going to eat an entire grocery store.

Well, then you'd better save them until we've got a fire going, and are nice and comfy in our sleeping bags.

You're bringing a sleeping bag?

What, no trees and spooky bats?

I think it makes the whole "smores and scary stories around a campfire" thing more realistic.

Realism's for wimps.

Housewives, according to the phrase.

[Ah, someone else who acts like a Contractor. Hei feels right at home.]

Definitely a wise decision, I think.

Oh, bricks, fixtures and all. [Smirk.]

You prefer the trees and the spooky bats?

Most housewives would skin you for that one, I hope you know.

Maybe. I did grow kinda attached to them, after all.

Heh.

A growing boy needs his protein, I guess.

[Nodding emphatically.] Absolutely.

Well, if the spooky bats are your thing. Have fun trying to get 'em here. [grin.]

You're a little old to be a growing boy.

Oh, you know me. Ingenuity is my middle name.

Ah, but your brain doesn't stop growing until about 25.

Apparently.

I'm pretty sure they don't have fairies involved.

I haven't met a housewife who doesn't like me. .... 'less I'm with Gene, or in any way associate myself with him. Guilty by association.

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