ext_153159 ([identity profile] savagestime.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] realityshifted2008-07-26 05:09 am

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[seated in an ornate armchair, speaking in fluent, articulate, and rather pleasant-to-the-ears Gallifreyan]

It's actually a bit disgusting, hearing you lot speak Gallifreyan so primitively. Like chanting off - no, that metaphor's incomprehensible without a background in high mathematics. Fine. Like writing Calculus and finding everyone else doing basic algebra.

[then he changes to Russian - less articulate, of course, but he's comfortable with the language]

This one, though, this one's a bit ironic. Look at me, the Master, the deathless, blathering on in Russian. Haven't been in ages, should probably go back and put a few more legends into the locals.

[sips from his wine, and slips back into Gallifreyan]

At least the people of the city still understand me.

Italian (Says the one talking in Gallifreyan...)

[identity profile] rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com 2008-07-26 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Not this time, Master!

[cries out at the kick and falls to his back, then kicks outward, trying to roll them both over and the Doctor back on top]

Italian (What do you think it means?)

[identity profile] rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com 2008-07-26 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[hisses at the kick then kicks at the Master's knees to get him back to the ground]

Funny how all I could understand out of that was the Master.

Italian (You say that now, but I know you love me)

[identity profile] rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com 2008-07-26 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[cue several choice Italian swears, along with a rough shove off of the Doctor and the Doctor grabbing the Master's hair]

Now that we're at least matched...

Italian (But I love you. See, I bought you chocolate!)

[identity profile] rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com 2008-07-27 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
[Takes his head from where he holds his hair and tries to slam his face into the "ground"]

One of these days we're going to have a decent conversation without fighting. Today is not that day.

[and cue a few swears at the Master's kicks fall true]

Italian (Yeah, but you like it)

[identity profile] rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com 2008-07-27 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
You're so disagreeable!

[forearm to the chest to pin him to the ground]

Italian (At least you can admit it)

[identity profile] rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com 2008-07-27 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
[wide victorious grin]

You look better like this.

Italian (cause I didn't forget to fill this in)

[identity profile] rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com 2008-07-27 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
[cries out angrily at the punch and the blood that it produces]

Got three out of that. Are we comparing me to Rassilon, now?

[grabs the Master's wrists and attempts to pin him]
Edited 2008-07-27 00:57 (UTC)

Re: Gallifreyan (I say nothing)

[identity profile] rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com 2008-07-27 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
[forcefully pinning, but his expression slowly turns to confusion]

I
win.

Italian (Yes, I lose)

[identity profile] rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com 2008-07-27 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
[Forcefully pushes his wrists down again, as if it will prove he's won]

Stop laughing. Stop it!

Italian (I appreciate the politeness)

[identity profile] rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com 2008-07-27 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
[panics; what is the Master doing? What is the Doctor doing?]

Don't call me that. I don't know what you're saying but don't---[pushes down on his wrists harder] call me that!

Italian (So, forgive me?)

[identity profile] rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com 2008-07-27 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
[Either he doesn't understand, or he doesn't WANT to]

Why are you doing this?

Italian (God I suck at remembering)

[identity profile] rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com 2008-07-27 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
[unable to let him go. Not again, not after all of this]

Master.
Edited 2008-07-27 02:34 (UTC)