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realityshifted2008-07-26 05:09 am
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[seated in an ornate armchair, speaking in fluent, articulate, and rather pleasant-to-the-ears Gallifreyan]
It's actually a bit disgusting, hearing you lot speak Gallifreyan so primitively. Like chanting off - no, that metaphor's incomprehensible without a background in high mathematics. Fine. Like writing Calculus and finding everyone else doing basic algebra.
[then he changes to Russian - less articulate, of course, but he's comfortable with the language]
This one, though, this one's a bit ironic. Look at me, the Master, the deathless, blathering on in Russian. Haven't been in ages, should probably go back and put a few more legends into the locals.
[sips from his wine, and slips back into Gallifreyan]
At least the people of the city still understand me.
It's actually a bit disgusting, hearing you lot speak Gallifreyan so primitively. Like chanting off - no, that metaphor's incomprehensible without a background in high mathematics. Fine. Like writing Calculus and finding everyone else doing basic algebra.
[then he changes to Russian - less articulate, of course, but he's comfortable with the language]
This one, though, this one's a bit ironic. Look at me, the Master, the deathless, blathering on in Russian. Haven't been in ages, should probably go back and put a few more legends into the locals.
[sips from his wine, and slips back into Gallifreyan]
At least the people of the city still understand me.

Italian (You have no idea)
We can't go on like this!
Gallifreyan (
Remove your hands, Doctor.
Italian =D
[he's internally conflicted, but he follows the Master's instructions even if he can't understand them and releases his jacket]
Galliferyan :D;
What do you want, Doctor?
Italian (it's the language of looooove)
What do you want, Master?
Gallifreyan (It's the language of maaaaaaths)
And that's more disturbing than our 'cosmic battle' itself.
[he sits again the armchair, every bit imperious, never looking away from the Doctor]
I'm not leaving. You'll have to walk away from me.
Italian (*ph33rs the maaaaaaths*)
[stands, slowly, and wipes the blood from his nose]
Can't usually understand you even when you're talking my language.
Gallifreyan (Surely you love the maths?)
[spins the step of the wine glass in his fingers, stirring up the liquid into a whirlpool as he considers the Doctor]
Italian (Maths and I had a fight back in grade school, haven't been the same since)
Probably better this way. I can't comprehend that you're insulting me and you've got no way to tell me to leave.
Gallifreyan (I think I'm in an abusive relationship with maths)
Italian (Have you ever thought how sweet your life could be if you just let maths go?)
Gallifreyan (But I love maths!!)
[lifts a hand, gesturing our with a backhanded sweep, in what one hopes might convey 'shoo']
Italian (You only think you love maths.)
Sorry, free Plane here, Master. You can leave.
Gallifreyan (I know I do! Our love is true!)
I've told your other selves before: you're an absolute child this regeneration.
Italian (If it's true, then why does it hurt so much?)
[laughs at the absurdity of this situation]
Gallifreyan (Love hurts)
Italian (But true love heals!)
Gallifreyan (Not before it scars you!)
[Of course, he stops the glass spinning as well, and that sends the wine sloshing up the sides and splattering all over his shirt cuff]
Oh, just brilliant.
Italian (I bet maths is just counting the scars! It's a mockery of love!)
Gallifreyan (No, maths loves me! It said so!!)
Italian (You should leave maths before you waste your life!)
Oh, that's just not nice.
Gallifreyan (Maths is my life!)
[frowns, then pulls out his laser screwdriver, flicking through the functions until he found the one he wanted: emergency clothes cleaner]
Definitely better than sonic.
[meticulously begins cleaning off the red on white]
Italian (You can have more to your life! Think about how much English loves you!)
We're always at an impasse, Master. Compatible languages or not.
[looks down at his shirt]
And that was really immature.
Gallifreyan (English isn't serious about me)
You're getting sentimental again, I can tell.
Italian (You can't really believe that.)
Gallifreyan (Come on. English is never serious about anything)
Italian (English writes epic love poems. For you!)
Gallifreyan (for /everyone/)
Italian (It's all a front because English is too shy to talk to you)
Gallifreyan (Not true. English is a whore. Can you name a language it hasn't been with?)
Italian (American. They're a different species.)