realityshifted | 009; discussion

Regardless of what I say, you'll find some way to say that I am a 'poof'. You are exceptionally good at that.

[but he is doing as he needs to, of course]

Just get the bloody thing moving for now, I'll say where to go - and when.

[he pauses, and then idly asks:]

...Does the radio work?

I just call 'em how I see 'em there, luv.

[and they're driving! a little too fast, and taking corners a little too quickly, and Gene's cursing out his window at people who are too bloody daft to stay out of the road when he's coming. though he does pause a moment at the Master's query, flipping on the radio. ah, David Bowie's 'Jean Genie.'

so now the Master gets to listen to the Guv singing, too]

Jean genie lives on his back
Jean genie loves chimney stacks
And hes outrageous, he screams and he bawls
Jean genie let yourself go woh go
Go go

Then you must be the only heterosexual around, Mr. Hunt.

[the Master doesn't comment on Gene's speed, or how he drives - he can't see the road anyway, nor really the people that Gene is yelling at. he indicates where to turn when it is needed, but otherwise doesn't say much else

he doesn't even comment on Gene's singing, just tapping his gloved fingers on the car door in a steady beat]

With the way you faeries are taking over? Wouldn't surprise me.

[follows the directions obediently (well...for the Guv)] We about there?

I expect you'll loathe the next few decades.

[he pauses for a moment and then nods firmly]

Close.

[Agito wasn't expecting anything, as far as he was concerned those 'astral' guys were only on the astral plane and nowhere else! Definitely not right down the street he was taking a walk (or, er, skate?) in. And definitely not in a car speeding its way towards him and definitely not with these two certain guys in it together.

Nope, nothing go on here ...yet.]

Yeah, yeah. I don't expect to live that long.

[and the Master was right about the brat being close, because Gene had just spotted him skating down the street like the div he was. and grin grinned, turning the car so that it was in direct line of sight of the bloody gook, and hit the gas] Gotcha!

[he quickly barked out the best speed in which to break the kid's leg - or legs - before laughing with pure maddened glee and excitement]

Hit him dead on, Mr. Hunt!

[He wouldn't have really noticed the car if it wasn't that it was an old looking one. And for some reason he even looked at who was in it. And then looked again, because he didn't believe it the first time he saw it. T-Them?!] Fuck. [Wait, were they really speeding towards him?...] FUCK.

...

[Oh well, if it's going to be like that... He leaned down a little and grinned at the both of them, gesturing with his arms to come right at him. He wasn't afraid of a stupid car.

He wasn't going to let himself get hit though, in fact he was speeding up his Air Treck already but stayed where he was. It wasn't until the car was about to hit him that he jumped up, somersaulting through the air to cover more distance. But, he did go out of his way to make sure his AT scraped along the roof of the car, leaving a nice long ugly scratch.

Did I mention he was laughing like a maniac when he landed behind the car and looked behind him at the two 'losers'?]

[totally hears the scraping noise and slams the brake, cranking the wheel to the side so the car goes into a slide as he turns it around, facing Agito. and Gene's now livid, because his car, you Goddamn piece of shit!

and so when the car evens out, he doesn't even pretend he isn't out to kill the bastard]

[he grips onto the car so he doesn't get thrown about. his eyes are almost entirely black, just a sliver of yellow left to them. he lowly growls, but the sound is mostly drowned out by the engine of the car and the still playing radio]

Don't want to give up huh? WANT TO KEEP ON PLAYING?! LETS SEE YOU FOLLOW ME WITH THAT TIN CAN! [And he dashes away, gathering up enough speed as he races down the street to go and defy gravity. He goes head on for a building, jumps and somehow manages to go up the vertical obstacle, finally ending up on the roof. No way they'll be able to follow him up here! Agito, one; fag pigs, zero~]

[and Gene would be more than willing to try his hand at driving his car up the wall if only it were possible, and he goes to apply the brake, cursing loudly because DAMNIT the Goddamn gook got away]

Mr. Hunt, I am about to attempt something that may very well kill us both in the process, so keep your bloody hand near that damn brake!

[the Master immediately grabs Gene's arm, then onto the car door. he's teleported only a few times, and just himself - not another person or an object - but he's certain he knows what he's doing. he focuses for a split second

and there is a blinding flash of light as the Master, Gene, and his car have 'blinked' out of existence and reappeared in a similar flash of light on the building's roof]

[He had stopped on top of the roof, obviously completely confident that they couldn't get to him here. But he was proven wrong when he looked down at the street and saw the car suddenly disappear, and when he glanced to his right, there it was again. Speeding towards him, no time to escape.]

...fu-BANG

[Metal. Legs. Metal. Face. Metal. Ass. Metal. Doesn't-even-know-what-body-part-is-where-anymore as he flies over the hood and roof of the car. And then he hits the ground -or rather the concrete roof of the building- his whole body screaming in pain, couple of limbs in very disturbing angles. At least he has the luck to pass out moments later.]

[three things were going through Gene's mind as he heard the very, very appealing thunk of Agito hitting his car. 1) the little bastard better not have dented his car. 2) the gook better not be dead so Gene could kill him for denting his car. and 3) his car was about to rocket off the roof and he couldn't stop it in time]

SHIT! I CAN'T STOP!

[he can't do anything to stop the car. he has told Gene to be ready to hit the break, but there wasn't enough space on the roof, they were going to fast - even if he had pulled it the instant they teleported they would have still gone over the edge]

KEEP YOUR BLOODY HAND ON THE BREAK!

[he only tightens his grip on Gene and the car as it goes over the edge of the building, into the air - he has only a few seconds before they either smash into the ground or they smash into another building

he focuses once more, and mid-air, there is a blinding flash of light as the Cortina and inhabitants blink out of existence only to reappear back on the road with a bit of a grinding thump - not perfect, but they aren't dead yet]

[brings the car to a screeching halt, cranking the wheel to the side, the Cortina sliding through the streets and coming to stop on the sidewalk, trashcans clattering to the ground around it, a lid or two rolling into the road. which Gene also runs into moments, later, spitting curses as he gives his car a quick once-over, then dashes toward the building on which Agito should still be laying. he gives the Master only one quick look, as if you say 'Either follow me or lose out.' he gives no thought to teleporting again]

[the Master reads that look quickly enough and he's out of the Cortina - it disappears from his sight but for now its no loss. Gene could shove him into it after, again

he could teleport them both, but at the moment, there's the adrenaline, a rush, and he's dashing right behind Gene until he's caught up. he sees stone and a rock face, but he guesses that whatever Gene takes as a path will be a semi-climbable incline

oh, this is turning out to be a very fun time]

[Passing out had been a blessing but it didn't last long, when Agito woke up again and felt the horrible pain going through his body he used the little strength he had left to push himself up just enough to look at where it hurt most. And there was his leg, bend at an angle he was quite sure it had never done before, he almost passed out again only from seeing it.]

F-Fuck...

[At least he had the pleasure of knowing Gene and the Master had fallen to their dea- Wait, fuck, was that them running on top of the roof now?]

...FUUUUUCK! [DX]

[busts through the door on the roof, gun ready, long coat whipping in the wind, and spots Agito lying in a heap not too far away, legs obviously broken. the Guv smirks, because it's as much as the damn gook deserved, and begins striding over, stopping a handful of steps away to look down smugly on the little bastard who had the nerve to dent his car. and, well...you know. possibly set him up with the Master. but Cortina > Master, at this point]

Let's see you skate away now, you pansy ass ponce.

[and the Master strides up behind Gene - though he is less the dramatic figure with entrance, and more of a skulking, stalking, predatory type one. a massive contrast in that alone

he stands a breadth of Gene, smiling politely and purring in a steady, content manner]

You should really choose better enemies, prat.

[Agito spits in their general direction, not that he can do much else other than lay there, pushed up on the elbow that doesn't hurt. See, this is the point where someone like Ikki should show up and save him, but nooo, apparently not today!]

F-Fuck, y-you... You fucking cheated! It wasn't like I fucking ran you over with a fucking car!

[He tries to push himself up again to get away from these two, but screams out in pain instead and lets himself fall on his back.]

[completely and irreverently steps on Agito's back, grinding his boot heel in, because Gene is an ass and happy for it. nevermind that Agito's a kid, the bloody git deserves it] I wouldn't go around sayin' the Gene Genie cheated, there, luv. Not when you're in as much shit as you are. [taps him with his boot, then crouches down to look at the other at eye level] So how'd you do it, you bloody gook? How'd you get into my house?

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