http://doctorate.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] doctorate.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] realityshifted2008-07-16 10:24 pm

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. . . Oh, this. This. Is. Gorgeous.

No, really, I mean it. I've seen a lot of things -- more things that you'd think I ever would, given my youthful and altogether handsome appearance, -- but this place. Brilliant! So flash! So shiny! Well, they're stars, how could they not be shiny? Although, strictly speaking, stars are more luminous than shiny. But you can't use luminous in an interjection. Too many syllables. Can't be spouting off exclamations of surprise if it takes more than a second. Wouldn't really be surprised, then -- it'd sound too premeditated to be genuine.

So! The shop's the gateway, yeah? Never seen it before today, and I'd figured I'd gotten used to this version of London by now. Still, always did like a little shop, but it feels a bit wrong that it'd be used for sinister purposes like this -- after all, I can't really see this as being positive, the whole kidnapping and displacing thing. I guess you really can't ever trust a salesman. Or a saleswoman. Or a salestwin, as the case might be.

But right, anyway! Sinister little shop leading to a mysterious planetarium taken to an extreme scale? I might be new to this universe, still, but I'm reasonably sure this wouldn't be considered normal.

Now, who wants to offer an explanation before I call for back-up? And you might want to be quick about it -- I like calling for back-up.

[identity profile] dameluckypants.livejournal.com 2008-07-17 10:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Even if you could, I wouldn't care.

[identity profile] dameluckypants.livejournal.com 2008-07-17 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Show me up in Torchwood? Dunno, that's kinda hard.

Why are you working for Torchwood, then, instead of traveling?

[identity profile] dameluckypants.livejournal.com 2008-07-17 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Good luck with that.

...really? How'd that happen?

[identity profile] dameluckypants.livejournal.com 2008-07-17 11:02 pm (UTC)(link)
So you can't tell me, then, can you?

[identity profile] dameluckypants.livejournal.com 2008-07-17 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
We'll find out soon enough, then, yeah? Because if I am your Rose, then I think you'll have to do without me until our realities merge enough so that we're both in the same time at the same place.

[identity profile] dameluckypants.livejournal.com 2008-07-17 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll be gone, Doctor. Because we're still in separate realities. I'll be in mine, and you'll be in yours. But the more time we spend with each other, the more they'll merge, and when they merge completely, I'll be back.

[identity profile] dameluckypants.livejournal.com 2008-07-18 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
[Awww. Handporn will make it better?]

Just around here. Hasn't happened to me yet.

[identity profile] dameluckypants.livejournal.com 2008-07-18 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
[Squeezes back]

Pretty much, yeah. If I am your Rose, though, we just have to spend a lot of time together for the realities to merge.

[identity profile] dameluckypants.livejournal.com 2008-07-18 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
Might be difficult, with how much you hate me.

[identity profile] dameluckypants.livejournal.com 2008-07-18 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
For my face, my voice, and my clothing?

God, it's a wonder how you manage to live with me.