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[doctorate.livejournal.com]

. . . Oh, this. This. Is. Gorgeous.

No, really, I mean it. I've seen a lot of things -- more things that you'd think I ever would, given my youthful and altogether handsome appearance, -- but this place. Brilliant! So flash! So shiny! Well, they're stars, how could they not be shiny? Although, strictly speaking, stars are more luminous than shiny. But you can't use luminous in an interjection. Too many syllables. Can't be spouting off exclamations of surprise if it takes more than a second. Wouldn't really be surprised, then -- it'd sound too premeditated to be genuine.

So! The shop's the gateway, yeah? Never seen it before today, and I'd figured I'd gotten used to this version of London by now. Still, always did like a little shop, but it feels a bit wrong that it'd be used for sinister purposes like this -- after all, I can't really see this as being positive, the whole kidnapping and displacing thing. I guess you really can't ever trust a salesman. Or a saleswoman. Or a salestwin, as the case might be.

But right, anyway! Sinister little shop leading to a mysterious planetarium taken to an extreme scale? I might be new to this universe, still, but I'm reasonably sure this wouldn't be considered normal.

Now, who wants to offer an explanation before I call for back-up? And you might want to be quick about it -- I like calling for back-up.

Comments

[lamb_of_gold]

...Another?

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

.....[Blinks]

[contract_star]

...You're... [Oh lord.] You're another Tenth, aren't you?

[prince-stupid.livejournal.com]

You, I would say, enjoy talking a great deal. But I think I have met you. And yet, I do not think you are... you. This, I find to be very confusing.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

Doctor, have you --

-- oh, but you're not --

[hand on your chest now]

You're human! Oh God, I hope this isn't like Sam Tyler all over again.

[cyfor.livejournal.com]

[Headtilt] You're Theta-Gamma!

[chasingstars201.livejournal.com]

.......

Oh you have got to be joking. [Facepalm.]

[barelyemoting.livejournal.com]

[the Brig just stares, because please don't say there are now three versions of... one... version...]

[salvagestime.livejournal.com]

[SUP NOT!SELF? Self is staring at you]

...Right, so! I knew I was handsome but, really, so many of me?

[doctorate.livejournal.com]

Hm? Another what?

[doctorate.livejournal.com]

Rose! Hullo! Fancy meeting you here in the starlight.

[anjelsword.livejournal.com]

[Stare. And then she bursts out laughing.]

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

[Well, that confirms her suspicions that he's another one]

And just when I was thinking that two were enough. Hi, Doctor.

[doctorate.livejournal.com]

[Blinks] Another tenth what? Visitor? I'm hoping there's a prize for this inconvenient displacement.

Something better than a blender, mind you.

[doctorate.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah, got quite a gob, me. Talk talk talking, all the time.

-- Don't think I've met you, though, 'm afraid. Don't see very many, er, talking cats. Not on 21st century alternate Earth, at least.

[lamb_of_gold]

Unless you recognize me, there are two other gentlemen here who bear your face, and possibly, your name.

[prince-stupid.livejournal.com]

[Blink. Blink. You take him aback, Doctor. Or something.] What are you called?

[doctorate.livejournal.com]

[BRAIN HALT. Staring at the Master for like ten hours (okay that's an exaggeration) before batting his hand away.]

Oi, watch it. Personal space, here.

[doctorate.livejournal.com]

. . . Oh, where'd you get that name from?

[doctorate.livejournal.com]

Well, I do a fair amount of joking, sure, but if I've done anything particularly funny, it's news to me.

[doctorate.livejournal.com]

. . . Brigadier! 'S been ages!

[cyfor.livejournal.com]

[Cheerfully] You!

[doctorate.livejournal.com]

[Oh gosh, awkward.]

-- Oh. Hullo again.

[chasingstars201.livejournal.com]

[Decides to skip to the point.] Welcome, Doctor, to the plane--for the third time in this particular incarnation, though you're bound to run into other regenerations at some point as well.

[doctorate.livejournal.com]

. . . Oi, I'm not seeing what's so funny, here.