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And what are you smirking about, [checks eyepatch just to be sure which is which] Agito?

[..He so can't resist showing it to him right away! So he opens his cellphone and holds it up to him, on the small screen there's a picture of Gene and the Master, naked and in bed together.] Look what I saw~

[raises his eyebrows] It never occured to me that camera phones could be used to store pornography. I have to say your taste surprises me, Agito. There are a lot of better looking men and women to choose from.

W-What? [Looks at the phone and then stomps his foot down.] FUCK! I don't like this stuff, take a closer look you dumb shit!

I'd rather not. Neither of them are my type. You must've gotten there before I did if you took the photograph. Just walking through, Agito?

[Snaps the phone shut and stores it away in his pocket.] Why yes I was, I found them in a hotelroom. Not that I wanted to hang around and watch, of course, it was disgusting.

What were you doing walking into random - presumably locked - hotel bedrooms?

I was visiting someone.

In a random locked hotel bedroom.

Why are you questioning me?

Are you aware that intentionally taking photographs of individuals without their awareness or consent is illegal? Breaking into an hotel room is against the law, and you're also violating privacy laws under Article Eight of the European Convention on Human Rights.

Completely apart from that, your story doesn't match up. The Guv is a lot of things, but he's not the sort of man who shags his murderer. Sounds like a set-up to me.

And under which world's law are you planning on arresting me? I don't even live in Europe. And besides, I'm the one who should sue them for scarring my eyesight with their pimple-ass pig bodies, I almost had to wear two eyepatches to recover from it!

Don't care if it's a set-up, still hilarious.

Right then. [slips on the glasses Fumie gave him] You're from 2008, right? [tapping on the invisible keyboard] Hm, yeah, illegal. First-time offenders face a fine of as much as ¥500,000 or six months in jail, that's not so bad. You can't sue 'em if you're the one who arranged for it to happen.

I'm sure that's what they'll think when they find out who arranged it.

[ooc; my google-fu is failing me on the exact laws, though. So I'm just using the law against taking underskirt shots with your mobile phone]

Edited 2008-01-31 23:33 (UTC)

[Eyes those glasses and thinks they look dumb on him.]

Do you have any proof that I did? Because last time I checked I had no desire to handle and push old naked guys into naughty positions.

[Crosses his arms] And you still can't get me arrested because we're not even from the same world~ And even if you did, I have family in high up places who'd prevent it.

You wouldn't have to do it on your own. And if you had an accomplice, they'd have to be someone - or someones - who can get to the astral plane. I can think of people here with a motive, but the only people I can imagine doing it are the twins. And you did offer them a trade.

I don't have any intentions of arresting you, though.

[ooc; it's the reason Japanese camera phones now have to make a noise when they take a picture~]

As if the twins would do something like that for some jewels. Wouldn't be caught dead working with them anyway.

Then what's all the talk for?~ Or are you jealous that you weren't in that Master's place?~

~~((And you learn something new every day!))~~

From what I know of them, they'd do it for the jewels and a hidden fee, and they won't tell you about the second ones until they want to call on you to fufill that part of the deal.

[gives him a look that says he puts up with too many jokes about his sexuality a day to care when they involve his boss] I wanted to establish the facts.

Heh. [Would say something about them not getting anything else but still doesn't want to give away it was him.]

So I haven't heard of those two yet, how are they handling their little love night?~

'Love'? God, that's an unsettling thought. They'd have to have a cake and a wedding. And what species would the children be?

~~((and I totally used the wrong icon in the comment above, oops))~~

Don't know, but the children would be ugly. But more important, who'd wear the white dress?

White's not really either of their colour.

Wedding dresses are surprisingly comfortable to wear though...

[looks at him, because, well, the implication of that statement...] I wouldn't know; I've never tried it.

Hmm? [Looks at him as if he had forgotten he was there, had been talking to himself more after all.] Of course not, who would?

People who like to wear wedding dresses.

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