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[Can't resist talking about it already, obviously.]

Guess this place and it's possibilities can be amusing after all~

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[lol clueless] Huh? What happened?

Hi Akito. You look happy, has something good happened?

It's Agito actually.

Lets just say something quite amusing happened to two fellows here on the astral plane~

[Randomly petting his cellphone.] I could show you but you might end up traumatized for life.

Oh, sorry. I haven't been here in a while, [mumbles] I had some problems in my world...

I hope those twins didn't do anything dangerous again. So what happened? [Curious]

Did you say problems?

Nothing dangerous though, except for those involved... [Leans in and whispers] A couple of annoying old farts got what was coming to them.

Don't worry, it's nothing serious. My friends were worried that I'm hallucinating because they couldn't see the monsters that I was fighting. [Laughs]

I haven't met any old people here... [Thinking] Fumie mentioned something about an annoying person. Maybe it's the same one? I think he's called Gene.

I think that happened to most of us.

You're lucky you haven't met them, but yes, you're spot on.

[Looks confused, has never seen a cellphone before] It can't be that bad... Er, what's that?

It's a phone. Hmm, guess I can show you. [Opens it and presses a few buttons, then shows him the screen on which a picture is displayed which shows two men (aka Gene and the Master) laying naked and close to each other in bed.] I hope your eyes don't melt from seeing it.

[Laughs] I've got to tell Fumie then, she'll like it. What happened to Gene?

[Opens his phone and shows him the picture of Gene, naked and in bed together with the naked Master] He had a pleasent night~

And what are you smirking about, [checks eyepatch just to be sure which is which] Agito?

[Stares. Isn't sure that things should go this way, but his experience on the matter is below zero, so.]
I've seen the other guy around too, I think...

[..He so can't resist showing it to him right away! So he opens his cellphone and holds it up to him, on the small screen there's a picture of Gene and the Master, naked and in bed together.] Look what I saw~

[Eyes him.] Is that all you have to say?

[raises his eyebrows] It never occured to me that camera phones could be used to store pornography. I have to say your taste surprises me, Agito. There are a lot of better looking men and women to choose from.

W-What? [Looks at the phone and then stomps his foot down.] FUCK! I don't like this stuff, take a closer look you dumb shit!

Sorry, I was a bit shocked... [Laughs] I'd never seen something that could take photos like this. In my world, cameras are much bigger!

I'd rather not. Neither of them are my type. You must've gotten there before I did if you took the photograph. Just walking through, Agito?

Hmm, well, it doesn't matter what you take pictures with, it's what you take pictures of. And these pictures should be good for blackmailing or just embarrassing these two to death.

[Snaps the phone shut and stores it away in his pocket.] Why yes I was, I found them in a hotelroom. Not that I wanted to hang around and watch, of course, it was disgusting.

What were you doing walking into random - presumably locked - hotel bedrooms?

I was visiting someone.

In a random locked hotel bedroom.

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