http://chasingstars201.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] chasingstars201.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] realityshifted2008-07-13 01:06 pm

Self-help for others

[Guess who loves pudding? Misaki Kirihara loves pudding. She is currently wrapped up in a fuzzy blanket and snuggled into her couch, enjoying a delicious batch of homemade pudding from Kanami. She also has a book! What is it called, you might ask? Why, The Disposable Male: Sex, Love, and Money--Your World Through Darwin's Eyes, of course!

On the table beside her are several more, including
The Psychology of Sex and Gender; Social Psychology of Hunger and Sex; The Good Girl's Guide to Bad Girl Sex: An Indispensable Resource for Pleasure and Seduction, and several other titles with varying degrees of suggestiveness.


Yeah. You can thank the TARDIS for this one.]

[personal profile] didorothy 2008-07-13 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Reading up on...

[checks the spine]

"The Good Girl's Guide to Bad Girl Sex."

Maybe I should've dated more bad girls.

[goes back to flipping through the book]

[personal profile] didorothy 2008-07-13 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Copper, Misaki. You'll need a better story than that if you want to get it past me.

[and he keeps flipping through the book. Yup, Sam's a prick]

[personal profile] didorothy 2008-07-13 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't think she really needs advice on how to have bad girl sex, do you, Misaki?

[personal profile] didorothy 2008-07-13 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[GOOD THING HE'S USED TO ABUSE. Seriously, though. OW. But he picks the offending book back up]

Wait just a tick. Misaki, is there something you need to tell me?

[holding up, "A Man's Body: The Owner's Manual"]

[personal profile] didorothy 2008-07-13 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
I always wonder about that, you know.

But come on. Not all of these are for the TARDIS. Nothing to be ashamed of, you know.

[personal profile] didorothy 2008-07-13 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
But I'm a damn good copper.

[personal profile] didorothy 2008-07-13 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[this one, he ducks]

Assault, ohh, that one's gonna count against you.

[personal profile] didorothy 2008-07-13 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
I haven't laid a hand on you.

Though as a good girl going bad, I think you're supposed to start it.

[Sam = suicidal!]

[personal profile] didorothy 2008-07-16 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
[when he can breathe again]

I dunno what it is, but somehow it's a bit less intimidating after knowing the Guv for so long.

[Misaki, Sam just stepped down on your toe.

In his heels.]

[personal profile] didorothy 2008-07-17 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
[immature wrestling is a-go!]

[personal profile] didorothy 2008-07-17 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
[ow, bitch. Pinching? Seriously? That's low. Sam will not sink to these low low depths. But he will totally go for elbowing and somesuch things]

[personal profile] didorothy 2008-07-17 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
[they fight like little kids. And are going to be bruised all over]

[personal profile] didorothy 2008-07-18 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
[Sam grins back as he starts applying them as necessary. Post-fight clean-ups are a forte of his]

(no subject)

[personal profile] didorothy - 2008-07-18 00:32 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] didorothy - 2008-07-18 01:52 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] didorothy - 2008-07-18 16:29 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] didorothy - 2008-07-19 02:48 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] didorothy - 2008-07-19 08:00 (UTC) - Expand