Self-help for others

[chasingstars201.livejournal.com]

[Guess who loves pudding? Misaki Kirihara loves pudding. She is currently wrapped up in a fuzzy blanket and snuggled into her couch, enjoying a delicious batch of homemade pudding from Kanami. She also has a book! What is it called, you might ask? Why, The Disposable Male: Sex, Love, and Money--Your World Through Darwin's Eyes, of course!

On the table beside her are several more, including The Psychology of Sex and Gender; Social Psychology of Hunger and Sex; The Good Girl's Guide to Bad Girl Sex: An Indispensable Resource for Pleasure and Seduction, and several other titles with varying degrees of suggestiveness.


Yeah. You can thank the TARDIS for this one.]

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[didorothy]

Reading up on...

[checks the spine]

"The Good Girl's Guide to Bad Girl Sex."

Maybe I should've dated more bad girls.

[goes back to flipping through the book]

[chasingstars201.livejournal.com]

[SO NOT GOING TO TELL HIM THAT SHE BOUGHT THAT ONE FOR HERSELF. COUGH.] I just... The TARDIS has been... I thought maybe...

[didorothy]

Copper, Misaki. You'll need a better story than that if you want to get it past me.

[and he keeps flipping through the book. Yup, Sam's a prick]

[chasingstars201.livejournal.com]

I'm not... it's not a story, the TARDIS was asking questions about multiple partners and you know how she can be! [SO NOT A TOMATO RIGHT NOW, REALLY.]

[didorothy]

I don't think she really needs advice on how to have bad girl sex, do you, Misaki?

[chasingstars201.livejournal.com]

[And she will be throwing her current reading material at you, Sam, and not nicely, like with Ianto--nope. Aiming for your head and throwing HARD.]

[didorothy]

[GOOD THING HE'S USED TO ABUSE. Seriously, though. OW. But he picks the offending book back up]

Wait just a tick. Misaki, is there something you need to tell me?

[holding up, "A Man's Body: The Owner's Manual"]

[chasingstars201.livejournal.com]

She shows up as the Brig sometimes! [About ready to throw her pudding at his head, too.]

[didorothy]

I always wonder about that, you know.

But come on. Not all of these are for the TARDIS. Nothing to be ashamed of, you know.

[chasingstars201.livejournal.com]

You are an awful human being, you know that?

[didorothy]

But I'm a damn good copper.

[chasingstars201.livejournal.com]

A damn something. [She finishes the pudding. And then throws the bowl at his head.]

[didorothy]

[this one, he ducks]

Assault, ohh, that one's gonna count against you.

[chasingstars201.livejournal.com]

I would call it self defense, actually.

[didorothy]

I haven't laid a hand on you.

Though as a good girl going bad, I think you're supposed to start it.

[Sam = suicidal!]

[chasingstars201.livejournal.com]

[Oh, she will start it all right. >| And now, Sam, have a Misaki moving surprisingly fast, giving you a (gentle~) punch in the kidney and shoving your arm up your back. ...the fact that she's wearing her favorite blue pjs with little tiny pictures of mallards all over the bottoms will probably not help you take her very seriously.]

[didorothy]

[when he can breathe again]

I dunno what it is, but somehow it's a bit less intimidating after knowing the Guv for so long.

[Misaki, Sam just stepped down on your toe.

In his heels.]

[chasingstars201.livejournal.com]

[...that? Is painful. She gives his arm an extra shove up past uncomfortable into owwyland, then lets go and tackles him to the ground with all the finesse of five-year-old.]

You have not felt pain until you've felt what Kanami's brothers are capable of.

[didorothy]

[immature wrestling is a-go!]

[chasingstars201.livejournal.com]

[Woo! Too bad for Sam that Misaki is experienced at immature wrestling. Including the places that it hurts a lot to pinch.

Consider it a mercy, Sam, that she sees herself as too mature to bite you.]

[didorothy]

[ow, bitch. Pinching? Seriously? That's low. Sam will not sink to these low low depths. But he will totally go for elbowing and somesuch things]

[chasingstars201.livejournal.com]

[Oof. Bastard. That was uncomfortable. Have knee someplace that your mun can pick which is likely unpleasant.]

[didorothy]

[they fight like little kids. And are going to be bruised all over]

[chasingstars201.livejournal.com]

[They do. And yes, yes they will. Sufficed to say that, once it's all over, Misaki pops back to her apartment and picks up some ice packs and rags. She dumps some of them on Sam's head, grinning at him.]

[didorothy]

[Sam grins back as he starts applying them as necessary. Post-fight clean-ups are a forte of his]