Self-help for others

[chasingstars201.livejournal.com]

[Guess who loves pudding? Misaki Kirihara loves pudding. She is currently wrapped up in a fuzzy blanket and snuggled into her couch, enjoying a delicious batch of homemade pudding from Kanami. She also has a book! What is it called, you might ask? Why, The Disposable Male: Sex, Love, and Money--Your World Through Darwin's Eyes, of course!

On the table beside her are several more, including The Psychology of Sex and Gender; Social Psychology of Hunger and Sex; The Good Girl's Guide to Bad Girl Sex: An Indispensable Resource for Pleasure and Seduction, and several other titles with varying degrees of suggestiveness.


Yeah. You can thank the TARDIS for this one.]

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[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

[Okay, so maybe reading the titles wasn't Ianto's best plan ever...]

[chasingstars201.livejournal.com]

[Aww, but doesn't she look happy with her pudding~?]

[contract_star]

[...OMFG. Cue blushing NOW.]

[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

[She does-- and Ianto would be backing away now so he doesn't disturb her... reading.]

[chasingstars201.livejournal.com]

[And she would, of course, choose that moment to set The Disposable Male down and reach for the Good Girl's Guide. Because the situation wasn't bad enough already. AND OH HAI IAN--]

..I...an...to...

[chasingstars201.livejournal.com]

[READING ON OBLIVIOUSLY. Mmm, pudding!]

[didorothy]

[Sam's a relentless busybody and he's busying himself by looking through the titles]

All, right. One: didn't think you'd need these, and two: what, exactly, is inspiring to study the psychosocial background to it.

[flips through the books]

1/?

[chasingstars201.livejournal.com]

2/?

[chasingstars201.livejournal.com]

[shinypaws.livejournal.com]

[Ammy is actually much more interested in the pudding. But Misaki looks busy, so Ammy just stands nearby, sniffing at it.]

[chasingstars201.livejournal.com]

Sam!

[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

[Oh, no. He totally wasn't trying to go without being seen. So big grin, and pointedly not looking at the books.] Misaki.

[contract_star]

[Okay! Time to flee! Hei is backing away now, because he really, really, really, really, really doesn't want to know.]

[chasingstars201.livejournal.com]

[Yeah, um, SO VERY OBVIOUS THAT YOU SAW THEM, sorry.] I'm not... these aren't...

[chasingstars201.livejournal.com]

[Sets the book down to reach for a napkin on the table AND OH HAI WTF OHGODNO.]

[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

They aren't yours. You're just reading them because you have nothing better to read.

[chasingstars201.livejournal.com]

[Well THAT annoys her enough to snap her out of TEH HORRORZ] They are mine, and I'm reading them because the TARDIS has been asking about this sort of thing.

[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

[Ianto, on the other hand, is still very flustered.] Right. Of course they are.

[chasingstars201.livejournal.com]

[This would be Misaki, throwing the Good Girl's Guide at you, Ianto.]

[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

[And Ianto catches it reflexively, putting it back on the table hurriedly.]

[chasingstars201.livejournal.com]

Lord, it's just a book. [taking a sullen bite of pudding.]

[chasingstars201.livejournal.com]

[Hears the sniffing and looks up. And she hopes that Amaterasu can't read.] Amaterasu... Did you need something?

[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

I know it is.

[chasingstars201.livejournal.com]

Well it's not like it's going to bite you.

[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

[>\] I know. It's not as if I've never seen books like that before.