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[This is Romeo, soaking wet, soap bubbles in his hair and wearing nothing but a towel around his waist. He's also running around on the Astral Plane as fast as he can. Puck is following close behind, pretty much looking the same. Both are also being chased by a third Bacchus member, Juliet, who is wielding a sword and looking ready to do some passionate stabbing.

Did I mention Romeo is holding a rubber ducky out in front of him?]

NOOOOOOO!!! DUCKYYYYYY!!!!!

[Wonder how this happened? Well to celebrate the recent merging of Romeo, Juliet and Puck's realities, Romeo had agreed to take a bath with Puck so they could play with Puck's new rubber ducky toy. Too bad he had forgotten he was going to do the same with Juliet. And when the dear naked princess walked in on this scene he had of course been furious! But not wanting to fight with Puck (and upset Romeo) he had chosen to take out his anger on the ducky... BY STABBING IT. Now it's Romeo's noble mission to save the poor thing! Even if it means hiding on the astral plane kinda naked]

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[Ryotarou tries to step back, but his best bet is to push Juliet back and down to get him off his back — unfortunately, Juliet already had a grasp on him and he's dragged down too.] Ahh!! [lkdsnkl Ryotarou strengthens his grip on the sword, breaks the hold and rolls away, recovering fully in a crouch. He's kind of glaring now.]

But you have business with those who can't or won't fight back?

[GLARES, somehow mirroring the pose, though it's not that easy in a towel you know! He still has manners.]

They can, for you information, honey~ But it's not my fault they are too weak! Now... [stands up, and stepping closer again. Clearly, not amused.] Hand it back, it's something little kids shouldn't carry!

[Stands as well, and takes as many steps back to match Juliet's steps forward.] I can't be sure you won't use it to attack them again.

Oh my, such a hero are we? ['smile' :|] My target wasn't entirely them though. [adjust the towel again, raising his speed again. Damn he is not wearing ATs.] Ryotarou-kun. [warning]

[Taking more steps back, thankful there don't seem to be any walls around on the Plane.] 'Entirely'?

[humorless laugh] Entirely. [And charges again! Aiming a hard punch at his jaw. Now it's a question of pride! Juliet will get back that sword from this snotty nosed brat. :|]

[dfldksnfklds Ducks! Then switches his grip and thrusts the hilt of the sword upward into Juliet's gut. Hopefully that will knock the wind out of him and Ryotarou can once again roll to safety.]

... Maybe I should give this to Romeo-san instead. He can decide whether you should get it back or not.

[Yes, actually that was very unexpected. Damn, Juliet's mind is a mess now. So he is coughing, and falls on his knees crouching over a little.]

Heh. [after a few coughs he looks up... SMILING~] Please do~? [he can get back from him in no time~]

But I will get that duck once. [looks around, searching for it]

[Takes a minute to catch his breath, standing and switching the sword around in his grip one last time. He's somewhat unnerved by the smile, but it looks like Juliet is giving up, so...]

... Then I will. [Glances around for where Romeo has gotten to, carefully.]

[Juliet is NOT giving up, he is just taking a rest. :| And it's not suits a lady to fight like this! But yes that didn't stop him before.]

Even if, he is the cause of all this. [dramatic sigh, still kneeling, LOOKING MISERABLE AND LOST, FYI.] Romeo...

[Waitwhat.]

Romeo-san is the cause...?

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[just... nods.] It's his fault, absolutely his. [pouty princess is pouty... then holds out his hand in a 'would you help a lady up?!' gesture]

How is it Romeo-san's fault? [Carefully switches the sword to his other hand, making sure his grip is tight in case Juliet makes a grab for it... then holds a hand out. He's not really one to turn down someone asking for help.]

[Don't think Juliet will let go of that hand soon, Ryotarou. :| He squeezes even.] Because he is making me blinded by love~~ [DO NOT SEARCH LOGIC, TY.] So I can't really just sit around and let that duck get in the way~~ [beams!]

You understand, right? [headtilt, sweet smile]

[Winces a little, because hey, deathgrips hurt, and tries to pull his hand back now that Juliet is standing.]

Not... really, no.

[never letting go! oh no!]

But why, oh why--! [dramatic SIGH!] That's why only I can get rid of that nuisance~! With a sword... [or without it...]

[Tries again, with a little more force this time.]

... I don't think I should. I'll let Romeo-san decide; he knows you better than I do. [or so Ryotarou thinks]

[POUTS and lets it go.]

[... pouts more and steps back, eyeing him.] Exactly. You know nothing. [smiles and waves, sword is not important, need to find the duck!]

[Shakes his hand a little to get the circulation back into it. >:]

I do know you could have hurt someone with what you were trying to do.

It wasn't you, so why bother~? [not even turning back, just walking away~]

Because it wasn't right... and I could do something about it. [just watching Juliet leave now]

For me, it was right, Ryotarou-kun~ [stops and smiles at him] But let's repeat this interesting conversation at another time~~ [sends a kiss]

It wasn't a fair fight... so I doubt that. [Pauses and— flkdshfkldn What. Just... what.]