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[This is Romeo, soaking wet, soap bubbles in his hair and wearing nothing but a towel around his waist. He's also running around on the Astral Plane as fast as he can. Puck is following close behind, pretty much looking the same. Both are also being chased by a third Bacchus member, Juliet, who is wielding a sword and looking ready to do some passionate stabbing.

Did I mention Romeo is holding a rubber ducky out in front of him?]

NOOOOOOO!!! DUCKYYYYYY!!!!!

[Wonder how this happened? Well to celebrate the recent merging of Romeo, Juliet and Puck's realities, Romeo had agreed to take a bath with Puck so they could play with Puck's new rubber ducky toy. Too bad he had forgotten he was going to do the same with Juliet. And when the dear naked princess walked in on this scene he had of course been furious! But not wanting to fight with Puck (and upset Romeo) he had chosen to take out his anger on the ducky... BY STABBING IT. Now it's Romeo's noble mission to save the poor thing! Even if it means hiding on the astral plane kinda naked]

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[The Doctor: *stands there, staring, sort of slack-jawed]

I really think I should be more used to this sort of thing by now.

[RUNS BY HIM]

[blink]

Well, at least it's a positive movement.

WATCH THAT TOWEL!

[Brain break shall commence in 3... 2... 1.

Brain broken.]

Huh, what? [Looks down to see what's wrong with it, trips and flashes him! OH CRAP. Quickly covers back up and keeps running]

[facepalm]

[RAGE. SO NOT AMUSED. AND HE HAS A SWORD (http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c241/suzimi/bacchus/vlcsnap-7593109.png) YOU KNOW...]

[Let's see who's faster!]

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[Blinks, wtf Juliet!]

[Puck SCREECHES and pushes Romeo forward]

[runs by, waves]

[just kind of... watches]

Why...?

Because he [Points at Juliet] is going to kill it! And it's an innocent victim!

No, but... Towels.

[...] WHY IS EVERYONE FIXATED ON THESE TOWELS AND NOT ON THE POOR DUCKY?! Would you rather I not wear one??

[Yeees, Puck, finally you are right in something! So Juliet adjust his towel, a lady should never let it to fall, and speeds up.]

[Yay, finally being close enough to USE that sword!]

[HOLY SHIT SWORD!! Romeo squeaks and ducks under it.] [And throws the ducky at him, whee~]

M-maybe... if by that you mean putting something else on, but...!

[glances to Juliet and considers pulling out some Zeronos-like hax to disarm him]

[fdjshfjkdsf CATCHES]

Wait... wait... [RUUUNNNSS]

[...

CRACKING UP NOW.]

And here they were, lecturing me about propriety!

No time for that! HAVE TO SAY THE DUCK!! [RUNS]

[...Are you sure you would dare do that to Juliet?]

O-okay...

[Not really, no. Unfortunately, Ryotarou has no idea how hax Juliet really is.]

[turns his head toward the ~~target~~ duck........ SMIIIIIIIIRK, Juliet's gonna love this. Charges!]

YOU ARE THE PLAYFUL ONE, FAIRY, TOYS ARE FOR YOU. [mwuhahhaaa]
[so raises the sword again, really hoping he's going to miss the duck this time~~~~~]

[Girls watching why he's dressed like this?!] [It's a noble cause, really!]

[Romeo runs and THROWS himself between Juliet and the ~~Puck~~ duck. Imagine it in slow motion, more epic!]

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