ext_153187 ([identity profile] demnify.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] realityshifted2008-01-25 04:55 pm

007; in a mood

[the Master appears on the Astral Plane, purring incredibly loudly]

Well, isn't it nice that all that business is over? I've been a bit busy dealing with the aftermath since then - ahhh, no matter. No one wants to hear about that, do they?

Lapis, Lazuli? I must regretfully decline any further doses of what you gave me - however beneficial, I rather like keeping my temper in control.


Now. The rest of you lot... I must pardon my previous behaviour - if I've growled, snarled, or generally seemed less than mannerly... well. I regretfully state that I was under a bit of a modification that made me significantly more hostile.

[personal profile] didorothy 2008-01-26 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
[tenses, barely moving, keeping his eyes on the Master]

But it's the second one that I seem to get a lot. First the Doctor, now you.

You could rip me apart. Have me for dinner, if hoops don't suit your fancy. The Twins would probably bring me back, seeing as I owe them still. So you could kill me as many times as you like, for your entertainment.

[personal profile] didorothy 2008-01-26 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
What can I do? I could try to get revenge on you, but I'm a police officer, not a vigilante. I could try to arrest you, but no one could see you. Both options would end with me waking up to Lapis and Lazuli and in even more debt.

[personal profile] didorothy 2008-01-26 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
Like animals?

[doesn't visibly respond to the laughter or the smile]

What alternatives?

[personal profile] didorothy 2008-01-26 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
[grows still, then runs his tongue under his incisors; curls his fingers into his palm, uncurls them; takes in a deep breath, holding it, swallowing, and then releases it; presses his lips together, licks them; takes in another breath - and then let's it go, clearly pained]

I'm not a bent copper. Even for Gene, I can't. [laughs a little, though it's hardly a happy laugh] And he'd kill me himself if he thought I was trying to protect him.

Ta for the choices, though.

[personal profile] didorothy 2008-01-26 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
It wouldn't be the first time.

And maybe some light entertainment?

[personal profile] didorothy 2008-01-26 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, it is. [looks up and opens his mouth, but shuts it again. He can't give up his integrity, not even for this]

[personal profile] didorothy 2008-01-26 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
I do, too.