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[fireball-temper.livejournal.com]

[Lina appears on the Plane....with a large sack. It's full of what looks likes junk; strange statues, weird looking jewelry, and other various odd looking things. She sits down and starts going through it. After a while she frowns.] This is it? Honestly, if you're going to try and steal magic items, you should at least go through the trouble of figuring out which ones are the real deal!

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[cyfor.livejournal.com]

[Clambers onto the pile and starts chewing on a statue's head.]

[fireball-temper.livejournal.com]

Hey, watch it! [And she pulls Cy off the statue] If they got lucky you could end up blowing us both up!

[cyfor.livejournal.com]

[Gives a little growl and squirms in her grip.] WANT.

[fireball-temper.livejournal.com]

Look kitty, it's my stuff. Let me make sure it's not valuable before you go gnawing on it.

[cyfor.livejournal.com]

[Mrrrr. She twists loose and drops onto the pile, biting down hard on the statue's head. A little jolt of red light jumps from it to her spark plug, and she leaps back with a yowl.]

Beware the smiling man! The old blood wants its price--gold weights on the ancient scale!

[She staggers sideways a little.] Can't stop the train, going to breach the gold ones' walls. Save the blonde-haired soldier from killing his favored friends!

[fireball-temper.livejournal.com]

See, I told yo..[Shuts up when she hears Cy's words] How do you know all that? [Eyes Cy suspiciously]

[cyfor.livejournal.com]

[Staggers over to the statue and takes a swipe at it, missing.] Can't a girl just get a decent meal around here?

[fireball-temper.livejournal.com]

You want to eat a statue!? Wouldn't you like fish better?

[cyfor.livejournal.com]

Fish? Foo. Tired of fish. [Starts rooting through the pile.]

[fireball-temper.livejournal.com]

[Can sympathizes a bit since she seems to eat a lot of fish while on the road but] Hey! You trying to get shocked again? [Yanks her away from the pile]

[cyfor.livejournal.com]

[DISLIKES BEING YANKED. She takes a swipe at Lina.]

[fireball-temper.livejournal.com]

[Yelps and drops her] What do you think you're doing?

[cyfor.livejournal.com]

[Scolds] What am I! What am I you may ask, huh. You grab and jerk and toss and ask what am I?!

[contract_star]

[Have a supremely exhausted Hei.]

What's all this?

[fireball-temper.livejournal.com]

Stuff a few of the bandits stole from the town.

[contract_star]

...You stole it back from them?

[fireball-temper.livejournal.com]

Yep! It wasn't that hard.

[contract_star]

Well...good for you, I guess. Is that what you normally do? Steal things from bandits?

[fireball-temper.livejournal.com]

A traveling sorceress has to make money somehow, doesn't she? Besides, it's a public service! I'm making the roads safer for everyone!

[contract_star]

[Smirks.] I suppose she does. I'm...a bit confused by the ethics involved, but somehow, I think it makes sense.

[fireball-temper.livejournal.com]

It's not that confusing; I beat up the bandits that were robbing people on the road, then I keep the money as a reward for doing it. People are safer and the towns don't have to hire someone to chase the bandits away, so they save money that can be used for other things.

[contract_star]

[Has to laugh a bit.] Well, if it's in a good cause then, I guess.

And I suppose you make good money out of this as well.

[fireball-temper.livejournal.com]

Of course the money's good! Bandits usually have all sorts of gold and nifty things I can sell off. This particular group was made up of idiots though, so they didn't have much.

Hopefully I can get a reward for returning some of this stuff.

[contract_star]

Hm...[Looks over the pile.] Well, there must be something valuable in there.

[fireball-temper.livejournal.com]

Yeah, maybe. The problem is these guys didn't know anything about real magic so just grabbed anything that looked like it might be magical. I mean, look! [She holds up a wand like thing with a shiny little star at the end] What kind of real magic user would be caught dead with something like this?

Most of the stuff here is the same sort of junk. Except for a couple of these statue things. Those seem like they might have real protection spells on them.