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[Lina appears on the Plane....with a large sack. It's full of what looks likes junk; strange statues, weird looking jewelry, and other various odd looking things. She sits down and starts going through it. After a while she frowns.] This is it? Honestly, if you're going to try and steal magic items, you should at least go through the trouble of figuring out which ones are the real deal!

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[Clambers onto the pile and starts chewing on a statue's head.]

Hey, watch it! [And she pulls Cy off the statue] If they got lucky you could end up blowing us both up!

[Gives a little growl and squirms in her grip.] WANT.

Look kitty, it's my stuff. Let me make sure it's not valuable before you go gnawing on it.

[Mrrrr. She twists loose and drops onto the pile, biting down hard on the statue's head. A little jolt of red light jumps from it to her spark plug, and she leaps back with a yowl.]

Beware the smiling man! The old blood wants its price--gold weights on the ancient scale!

[She staggers sideways a little.] Can't stop the train, going to breach the gold ones' walls. Save the blonde-haired soldier from killing his favored friends!

See, I told yo..[Shuts up when she hears Cy's words] How do you know all that? [Eyes Cy suspiciously]

[Have a supremely exhausted Hei.]

What's all this?

[Staggers over to the statue and takes a swipe at it, missing.] Can't a girl just get a decent meal around here?

Stuff a few of the bandits stole from the town.

You want to eat a statue!? Wouldn't you like fish better?

Fish? Foo. Tired of fish. [Starts rooting through the pile.]

[Can sympathizes a bit since she seems to eat a lot of fish while on the road but] Hey! You trying to get shocked again? [Yanks her away from the pile]

[DISLIKES BEING YANKED. She takes a swipe at Lina.]

[Yelps and drops her] What do you think you're doing?

[Scolds] What am I! What am I you may ask, huh. You grab and jerk and toss and ask what am I?!

...You stole it back from them?

You're the one chewing and climbing on my stuff!

Yep! It wasn't that hard.

Thieves and their goods are soon parted.

I'm not a thief! I took this from bandits! It's payment for getting rid of them!

Well...good for you, I guess. Is that what you normally do? Steal things from bandits?

A traveling sorceress has to make money somehow, doesn't she? Besides, it's a public service! I'm making the roads safer for everyone!

[Darts in, snatches a necklace and runs for it.]

[OH, YOU DID NOT JUST DO THAT!] GET BACK HERE FURBALL!

[LAKSJDLSKA FLEES.]

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