017--Tabloids

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

[Sitting on the beach with a stack of Tabloids, reading. One looks like this





And another has a picture of her and the Doctor snogging on it.]

Every time I do something, it makes the funny pages. It's starting to get a bit old, really.

Comments

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

Well, yeah, course it is. [Shoves the one with the two of them snogging in his hands] Mum freaked.

[salvagestime.livejournal.com]

[winces and tugs on his ear] She wants to see me, eh?

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

She does, yeah. So does Dad.

[salvagestime.livejournal.com]

Aw, Pete too?

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

And Mickey and Jake.

[salvagestime.livejournal.com]

What? Mickey has no room to criticize.

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

What do you mean?

[salvagestime.livejournal.com]

[suddenly awkward!] Erm, well, you two...well, nothing.

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

[Nudge] Oh, come on. Out with it.

[salvagestime.livejournal.com]

Well, you and Mickey dated. It's nothing he hasn't, well, you know!

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

[Finds this hilarious] Do I?

Funny, they mostly focused on you, but this one, [Hands him another tabloid] has exclusive pictures of me and Will.

[salvagestime.livejournal.com]

[looks at the parts about her and Will] Oh, right, how's old Willy boy handling this?

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

I think he's a little jealous of the mystery man. But he mostly seemed confused.

[salvagestime.livejournal.com]

Could always tell him it's photoshop.

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

Why would I do that?

[salvagestime.livejournal.com]

Erm, well, what are you going to say?

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

Why do I have to say anything?

[salvagestime.livejournal.com]

Well...don't you?

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

Dunno, do I?

[salvagestime.livejournal.com]

Erm, maybe?

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

Dunno why I would. I mean, we're not dating or anything, so I don't need to explain you and me to him, do I?

[salvagestime.livejournal.com]

Well, yeah, right, no, exactly!

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

....what?

[salvagestime.livejournal.com]

I was agreeing?

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

I don't tell you you're confusing as often as I should.