017--Tabloids

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

[Sitting on the beach with a stack of Tabloids, reading. One looks like this





And another has a picture of her and the Doctor snogging on it.]

Every time I do something, it makes the funny pages. It's starting to get a bit old, really.

Comments

[salvagestime.livejournal.com]

Well! ...What else is there?

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

...what else is there of what?

[salvagestime.livejournal.com]

Well! ...Those sorts of...walls and trees and...Scottish. That.

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

...oh! Oh! Um. Well. Kilts, running away in the middle of a party or important event, handcuffs, Star Wars, Cowboys....

[salvagestime.livejournal.com]

[grins] Running? [then a pause] Those last two. Really?

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

Oh, of course, running. And yeah, really, those last two. What about them?

[salvagestime.livejournal.com]

Well! Didn't expect Star Wars or cowboys but I can't say I blame you...

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

You too?

You know, there's a metal bikini in the TARDIS.

[salvagestime.livejournal.com]

What, really? Where did I get that? Better question, how did you know I have it and I didn't?

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

Oh, you know. Got bored one day, and I was looking around and found it.

Jack likes Star Wars, too, y'know.

[salvagestime.livejournal.com]

Ahhh, that explains it. It sounds interesting.

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

Oh, it is. [Nudges] Very interesting.

[salvagestime.livejournal.com]

[oh my] Oh, yes, very interesting.

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

[ROSE IS SUDDENLY CLOSER] You think so?

[salvagestime.livejournal.com]

[ROSE IS A NINJA--] ...Yes?

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

[Haha, Doctor, take that-- Why, yes, she may have just licked his neck] Good to know.

[salvagestime.livejournal.com]

[HIS BRAIN? Just went boom] ...Right, yeah.

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

[Payback! View Rose, being sultry and she licked him again because it's fun] Right, yeah what?

[salvagestime.livejournal.com]

[HE SAYS THIS ISN'T FAIR. He's not used to this] What? Yeah, no. Sorry. What?

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

[And she's so good at it. And playing with his tie. MMM TIE PORN] You're the one who isn't making sense.

[salvagestime.livejournal.com]

[Mmm, tie porn. The Doctor is staring down at her fingers] ...Sense? About what?

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

[The tie, it is getting looser] Anything, it seems.

[salvagestime.livejournal.com]

[he's still watching] Yes, that. What you said. What was I saying?

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

[Tie is being slipped off, and oh, hey, Rose put it around her own neck. BUT YOUR JACKET, DOCTOR. It is being pushed off] I think you were agreeing.

[salvagestime.livejournal.com]

[HE LIKES THAT JACKET but okay, he gives a slight nod] Right! That. Definitely makes sense to me.