003--Going to chapel and we're gonna get married

[lotsofrunning.livejournal.com]

[Is currently wearing some revealing jungle-bride clothes and jewelery and body art and what have you, and looking sort of disgruntled]

....anyone know how to get out of a, er, blowgun marriage?

((Jenny is wearing this, btw. And she was exploring the jungle, wandered into a village, and they were like "HI! You live here now! Marry this cool kid here." And now she's trying to escape. OOOH.))

Comments

[lamb_of_gold]

I'd think dodging the blowgun would be a good first step.

[lotsofrunning.livejournal.com]

I tried, but there are too many of them to dodge at once.

[lamb_of_gold]

And no other means of escape?

[lotsofrunning.livejournal.com]

Not that I can see.

[bloodyroadking.livejournal.com]

Tell them you're already married and your husband is a big and powerful man who will hurt them all if they harm you!

[lotsofrunning.livejournal.com]

I have no clue how well that will work.

[frigidfourth.livejournal.com]

Interesting- you said a 'blowgun' marriage?

[lotsofrunning.livejournal.com]

It's the middle of the jungle.

[frigidfourth.livejournal.com]

And?

[lotsofrunning.livejournal.com]

The natives have blowguns, instead of shotguns.

[miseardae.livejournal.com]

[stare]

Tell them your father will interrogate them before any such thing takes place. Painfully.

[shrugs out of his coat, offering it to her]

[lotsofrunning.livejournal.com]

[Blinks at the coat, then puts it on]

I can try it.

[miseardae.livejournal.com]

[slight, satisfied smile]

Please do.

[which fades into a frustrated frown]

Not that I can follow up on it, really, not...yet.

[lotsofrunning.livejournal.com]

It's the thought that counts?

[clayfireworks.livejournal.com]

...[laughs]

[lotsofrunning.livejournal.com]

What?

[clayfireworks.livejournal.com]

How the hell do you get into a situation like that? [still laughing]

[lotsofrunning.livejournal.com]

Running through the jungle?

[salvagestime.livejournal.com]

[staaares] ...First thing, we're getting you proper clothes.

[lotsofrunning.livejournal.com]

What's wrong with this?

[salvagestime.livejournal.com]

That is an...an...an abomination, that's what that is. [leaves the plane and returns with a pile of clothing] Try something from there.

[lotsofrunning.livejournal.com]

[Looks through the pile] Why is it an abomination?

[notquiteawidow.livejournal.com]

Tell him you found another lover and it ain't a bloke. Usually works, except they think they can get in on that but tell them it's exclusive.

[lotsofrunning.livejournal.com]

What do you mean?

[notquiteawidow.livejournal.com]

I mean if you're being hounded by men, you tell them you're only into women.