http://lotsofrunning.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] lotsofrunning.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] realityshifted2008-05-27 04:39 pm

003--Going to chapel and we're gonna get married

[Is currently wearing some revealing jungle-bride clothes and jewelery and body art and what have you, and looking sort of disgruntled]

....anyone know how to get out of a, er, blowgun marriage?

((Jenny is wearing this, btw. And she was exploring the jungle, wandered into a village, and they were like "HI! You live here now! Marry this cool kid here." And now she's trying to escape. OOOH.))
lamb_of_gold: (Across the Universe)

[personal profile] lamb_of_gold 2008-05-28 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
I'd think dodging the blowgun would be a good first step.
lamb_of_gold: (ne pleure pas~)

[personal profile] lamb_of_gold 2008-05-28 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
And no other means of escape?

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[identity profile] bloodyroadking.livejournal.com 2008-05-28 01:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Tell them you're already married and your husband is a big and powerful man who will hurt them all if they harm you!

[identity profile] frigidfourth.livejournal.com 2008-05-28 02:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Interesting- you said a 'blowgun' marriage?

[identity profile] miseardae.livejournal.com 2008-05-28 04:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[stare]

Tell them your father will interrogate them before any such thing takes place. Painfully.

[shrugs out of his coat, offering it to her]

[identity profile] miseardae.livejournal.com 2008-05-30 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
[slight, satisfied smile]

Please do.

[which fades into a frustrated frown]

Not that I can follow up on it, really, not...yet.

[identity profile] clayfireworks.livejournal.com 2008-05-28 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
How the hell do you get into a situation like that? [still laughing]

[identity profile] salvagestime.livejournal.com 2008-05-29 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
[staaares] ...First thing, we're getting you proper clothes.

[identity profile] salvagestime.livejournal.com 2008-05-29 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
That is an...an...an abomination, that's what that is. [leaves the plane and returns with a pile of clothing] Try something from there.

[identity profile] notquiteawidow.livejournal.com 2008-05-29 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
Tell him you found another lover and it ain't a bloke. Usually works, except they think they can get in on that but tell them it's exclusive.

[identity profile] notquiteawidow.livejournal.com 2008-05-29 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
I mean if you're being hounded by men, you tell them you're only into women.