003--Going to chapel and we're gonna get married

[lotsofrunning.livejournal.com]

[Is currently wearing some revealing jungle-bride clothes and jewelery and body art and what have you, and looking sort of disgruntled]

....anyone know how to get out of a, er, blowgun marriage?

((Jenny is wearing this, btw. And she was exploring the jungle, wandered into a village, and they were like "HI! You live here now! Marry this cool kid here." And now she's trying to escape. OOOH.))

Comments

[lamb_of_gold]

I'd think dodging the blowgun would be a good first step.

[lotsofrunning.livejournal.com]

I tried, but there are too many of them to dodge at once.

[lamb_of_gold]

And no other means of escape?

[lotsofrunning.livejournal.com]

Not that I can see.

[lamb_of_gold]

Nothing to hide under or behind while they fire the blowguns?

[lotsofrunning.livejournal.com]

Nope.

[bloodyroadking.livejournal.com]

Tell them you're already married and your husband is a big and powerful man who will hurt them all if they harm you!

[frigidfourth.livejournal.com]

Interesting- you said a 'blowgun' marriage?

[miseardae.livejournal.com]

[stare]

Tell them your father will interrogate them before any such thing takes place. Painfully.

[shrugs out of his coat, offering it to her]

[lotsofrunning.livejournal.com]

I have no clue how well that will work.

[lotsofrunning.livejournal.com]

It's the middle of the jungle.

[lotsofrunning.livejournal.com]

[Blinks at the coat, then puts it on]

I can try it.

[clayfireworks.livejournal.com]

...[laughs]

[frigidfourth.livejournal.com]

And?

[lotsofrunning.livejournal.com]

What?

[lotsofrunning.livejournal.com]

The natives have blowguns, instead of shotguns.

[frigidfourth.livejournal.com]

Indeed. [Sighs] The only part that isn't obvious is their reason for chasing you with them.

[lotsofrunning.livejournal.com]

They don't want me to get away.

[clayfireworks.livejournal.com]

How the hell do you get into a situation like that? [still laughing]

[lotsofrunning.livejournal.com]

Running through the jungle?

[clayfireworks.livejournal.com]

With no way of defending yourself?

[lotsofrunning.livejournal.com]

I didn't think I'd need one. I don't, normally, for a morning jog.

[clayfireworks.livejournal.com]

Tch, that's dumb, un.

[salvagestime.livejournal.com]

[staaares] ...First thing, we're getting you proper clothes.

[lotsofrunning.livejournal.com]

What's wrong with this?