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[constantgroove.livejournal.com]

[Have a palace. No, really. Kuzco has perched himself upon a throne... in his room. Which is now suddenly in the Astral Plane.]

You knooow... Things really aren't the same around here without a little entertainment.

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[lamb_of_gold]

I'm sorry to say that the world does not function like that.

[constantgroove.livejournal.com]

No, actually. It really does.

[lamb_of_gold]

Whoever told you such was lying, boy.

[constantgroove.livejournal.com]

I don't lie to myself.

[lamb_of_gold]

Then you are naught but a deluded child.

[constantgroove.livejournal.com]

Uh huuuuh... [Eyeroll] Listen, let me know when you're ready to sweep the floor, okay?

[lamb_of_gold]

And who are you to give me orders, boy?

[constantgroove.livejournal.com]

Last I checked, which was like three seconds ago, that'd be because I'm the Emperor.

[lamb_of_gold]

I serve only my Goddess. You are certainly not she.

[constantgroove.livejournal.com]

Riiiight, and I suppose she's here now to give you orders, huh?

[lamb_of_gold]

Her whereabouts are irrelevant, boy. I owe no loyalty nor service to you.

[constantgroove.livejournal.com]

Riiiight, right... Now go get the broom.

[lamb_of_gold]

Do it yourself, you miserable cretin.

[constantgroove.livejournal.com]

I'm not the subject here.

[lamb_of_gold]

Nor am I. I suggest you try my patience no longer, child.

[constantgroove.livejournal.com]

Well I'm not doing it.

[lamb_of_gold]

Then it will not be done.

[constantgroove.livejournal.com]

I'll just find someone else to do it.

[lamb_of_gold]

You really are an insufferable git, aren't you? Lazy on top of that.

[constantgroove.livejournal.com]

Or it could just be my job. The whole 'Emperor's tell other people what to do' thing.

[lamb_of_gold]

You are a poor ruler if you are unwilling to do things yourself.

[constantgroove.livejournal.com]

Quick question here- what, exactly, do you think servants are for?

[lamb_of_gold]

To assist with the running of a household. Assist is the key word.

[constantgroove.livejournal.com]

Exactly! And they assist by doing everything I tell them.

[lamb_of_gold]

I'm amazed they've not risen against you.