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[arrives, out of breath and dripping several flavors of pudding]

I told him not to mess with the pudding tap. [licks a finger] Not half bad though.

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[soimpressive.livejournal.com]

Fantastic, thanks! [snags it and starts wiping off the various parts that aren't being licked]

[flashknickers.livejournal.com]

You're welcome.

What's a pudding tap?

[soimpressive.livejournal.com]

It's like- Well, it- [pause] You turn the handle and pudding comes out.

[flashknickers.livejournal.com]

Just like the water tap, then?

[soimpressive.livejournal.com]

Yep! With faulty plumbing, apparently.

[flashknickers.livejournal.com]

Does it need a special pudding plumber?

[soimpressive.livejournal.com]

Dunno. I think a regular plumber's good enough, once we get it drained.

[flashknickers.livejournal.com]

You'd think that pudding would require like, special pipes or something.

How is it going to be drained?

[soimpressive.livejournal.com]

Well, they're not like the pipes in your house. Different time period.

Sponges.

[flashknickers.livejournal.com]

The pudding will be drained with sponges?

[soimpressive.livejournal.com]

Again, not the kind of sponges you're thinking of.

[flashknickers.livejournal.com]

Do they have different sponges in the future?

[soimpressive.livejournal.com]

Go forward a few million years and they have different everything.

[flashknickers.livejournal.com]

Even basic things, like books and things?

[soimpressive.livejournal.com]

No one reads paper books, except for collectors. It's all computerized.

[flashknickers.livejournal.com]

Computerized?

[soimpressive.livejournal.com]

Yep.