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[constantgroove.livejournal.com]

Uh, helloooo? Y'know, this... is totally not what I asked for. Sure, it's big, but come on! Do I need to specify everything? Where are the curtains, the decorations, the vibrating chair with my own personal backscratcher?

This is not how you treat your Emperor, okay? I can't get my groove on in a second rate palace! It doesn't work that way!

... [B|] A little attention over here would be nice! Hey-- Hold on-- Oh, you did not just ignore me. You didn't. No way.

What's wrong with you people??


[OOC: shgsjkhs surpraiz!supper time bbl DDDDDX And now bed. B| I wish I was joking. Tags to be done tomorrow. >_> Night! ♥]

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[contract_star]

An emperor? [Amused,] I suppose one had to show up eventually. Welcome to the Astral Plane.

[constantgroove.livejournal.com]

Hey, it's about time the welcoming party arrived!

[contract_star]

So what exactly are you an emperor of, sir?

[constantgroove.livejournal.com]

Everything. Oh, and the Astral Plane, too.

[contract_star]

[Raises an eyebrow, thoroughly amused now.] I see. Well, you might find it difficult to, um, rule the Astral Plane...the Twins and Ms. Sault might object. They're the ones running this place; we're part of some kind of experiment.

[constantgroove.livejournal.com]

Great, I'll talk to them right away. They can find me a bigger room. This place? Waaay too public. My room needs more privacy.

[contract_star]

Oh, well if you want a room you can just bring one here. It's possible to bring things from your own world to this place.